Tracy Morgan Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions

What's up, this is Tracy Morgan.

This is a Wired Autocomplete interview.

(hip-hop music)

Holler at me.

Does Tracy Morgan use Facebook?

Nah, I'm not too much into social media

because I'm just too old.

Does Tracy Morgan have an octopus?

She's two years old, 85 pounds,

and that is my baby.

Does Tracy Morgan like Kevin Hart?

Good question.

Tracy Morgan doesn't like Kevin Hart.

Tracy Morgan loves Kevin Hart.

Does Tracy Morgan sing?

So, I can carry a note most people can't carry a bag.

Does Tracy Morgan have a pet reindeer?

I thought about having one but I'm gonna leave that

up to Saint Nick.

Does Tracy Morgan drink Uncle Jemima's malt liquor?

No, I've been clean for 13 years

but it was fun doing the commercial at SNL.

Pure mash liquor (laughs)

Does Tracy Morgan cook?

I can cook but I try not to give my wife any competition.

Does Tracy Morgan hang out with Tina Fey?

Tina Fey's a grown white woman, I'm a grown black woman.

I love Tina, Tina's my sister.

Does Tracy Morgan believe in fate?

Tracy Morgan believe in faith.

What is Tracy Morgan famous for?

Just being funny/

What kind of car does Tracy Morgan have?

Bulgari, I have a Lamborghini, that's just my cars.

That's not even my wife's cars.

What did Tracy Morgan fish tank cost?

The new shark tank is gonna be a million.

Is Tracy Morgan an otter?

No, I'm a beaver, you prick.

Is Tracy Morgan Kanye's dad?

No, I'm his uncle.

Is Tracy Morgan rich?

No, I'm wealthy.

Is Tracy Morgan Biz Markie?

Could be.

Is Tracy Morgan a country singer?

Hell yeah, I'm Hank Williams son.

Did Tracy Morgan win an Emmy?

No, but I've been nominated twice.

Did Tracy Morgan ad-lib 30 Rock?

If I did any ad-libbing we would've been still there taping.

Did Tracy Morgan go to comedy school?

Tracy Morgan was gifted so I was born this way, sorry.

Did Tracy Morgan put out a rap album?

I could've.

What is Tracy Morgan age?

I'm 48 and I love it.

Did Tracy Morgan name his octopus?

I don't name octopuses.

What is Tracy Morgan doing?

I'm sitting here talking to you.

What is Tracy Morgan's zodiac?

Tracy Morgan is a Scorpio, very nasty.

I love talking to you guys, be well.