Reggie Watts Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hi, I'm Reginald Lucien Watts,

and I'm going to take the Autocomplete challenge.

I don't know what it is,

but I'm gonna figure it out.

(mellow, funky music)

Wish me luck.

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What does Reggie Watts.

(chuckling)

(tearing)

What machine does Reggie Watts use?

I use a

Line 6 DL4 and an Electro-Harmonix 96,000.

(tearing)

What language does Reggie Watts speak?

I speak the common language of gibberish, French,

a little bit of German, tiny bit of Spanish,

and of course, Acadian.

(tearing)

What does Reggie Watts use to loop?

Well I already answered,

so this is getting a little redundo-beach.

(tearing)

What app does Reggie Watts use on his phone?

Well, I use Mail,

I use Stocks,

I use Safari.

(tearing) What does Reggie Watts do?

Well, I do whatever I can to make America a better place.

To allow the world

to see itself

as a never-ending stream of possibilities,

so that the future--

(flicks board)

(board shuffling)

Is Reggie Watts.

(tearing)

Murr-eed?

I'm not married, I'm not.

(tearing) Is Reggie Watts British?

Yes, I am British, but I've really perfected the

American accent in a way that allows me to

bleed in, so I just kind of blend and bleed into

whatever situation that I'm in, so, yeah,

so I am British, thank you.

(tearing)

Is Reggie Watts in Pitch Perfect 2?

No, just kidding, I am.

(laughs)

(tearing) Is Reggie Watts' hair real?

You know, if you're German and you're like herr-real,

you know?

(tearing)

Is Reggie Watts single?

Yes, I'm single, I'm by myself right now.

Just me.

(tearing) Is Reggie Watts dee-aad?

Not yet, although I could be.

I've thought about that several times, you know,

when I've gotten near misses or near calls,

and I'm like, maybe I'm just living out

the rest of my life after I've died,

and I don't know the difference, I don't know.

(board clatters)

(board flapping)

Who does Reggie Watts?

Weird Al Yankovic

probably can do a pretty good Reggie Watts.

(tearing)

Who is Reggie Watts' bass player?

Reggie Watts' bass player is one of the funnest apps

that you can use, it really allows you to guess

what kind of a bass player would Reggie Watts use?

So definitely check it out.

Some really cool fun stuff.

(tearing)

Who does Reggie Watts' hair?

I hair a lot of people, I mean I hair a lot of things

around town obviously, there's a lot of hair-say.

I hair a lot about the future,

and I really hair about what we're gonna do

to solve this water crisis, right?

(scoffs)

(tearing)

Who does Reggie Watts look like?

I get Antonio Banderas a lot.

Oh, also Seinfeld.

When I'm cleanly sho-ven and I'm on stage,

under the right lighting conditions, Jerry Seinfeld.

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(board clatters)