The Best of Autocomplete 2019: Funniest Moments from Stranger Things, Spider-Man and More

[scratches board]

[groans loudly]

Don't do that, don't do that.

[laughs loudly]

Stop it, stop it, stop it.

ASMR.

Hi, I'm Finn Wolfhard.

I'm Dove Cameron.

I'm KJ Apa.

I'm Millie Bobby Brown.

I am Jessica Chastain.

I am Sophie Turner.

Hi, I'm Awkwafina.

[All] Hey, we're the Fab Five

from Netflix's Queer Eye.

And I'm Noah Schnapp.

And we're going to be doing

the Wired Autocomplete Interview.

Audo, auto, auduh.

[laughs loudly]

[upbeat music]

[trills]

Just chuck it.

[laughs]

What Daniel Radcliffe is, whoa,

what is Daniel Radcliffe?

This is a complicated question.

Daniel Radcliffe is mostly water and carbon.

[Mindy] What do you think the first one is going to say?

Is Mindy Kaling a human being?

Is Mindy Kaling real?

I was right!

I win.

They think I'm AI.

Just [swooshing],

she's been a hologram this whole time.

Did Jack Black sing Welcome to the Jungle

in Jumanji?

No I didn't, but I sang it on the set of Jumanji

a lot. A lot.

You know where you are?

You're in the jungle, baby.

You're gonna die in the jungle.

[Millie] Does Finn Wolfhard sing Take on Me?

♪ Take on me ♪

Nope, that's it.

Did Colin Farrell audition for Boyzone?

Yeah, I did audition for Boyzone,

and I was tone deaf, I sang Careless Whisper twice

in a room full of producers, I think they got me to,

asked me to sing it the second time because

I was so tone deaf the first time they couldn't actually

believe I had the balls to stand in front of them

and sing careless whisper.

So, it was a boy band.

[laughs]

Cheers.

[Tom] Can Spider-Man --

[Zendaya] Run out of web?

Yeah. Yep.

That's really awkward though, what if you get, like,

bugs or dirt in the holes?

[laughs]

I know, does he have to clean his open orifices?

[groans]

Don't even, okay.

I wonder if, like, you can sneeze out of it.

[laughs]

Blow his nose, blow his wrist.

He goes, [groans]

Is Zoe Saldana in Avengers: Endgame?

I don't know, I got a check for it, so.

Wait, wait, wait, is that a movie that's already come out?

I know it's gonna come out soon.

And you don't know if you're in it?

No.

I was asked to say I don't know.

How Captain Marvel gets her powers?

Can I say?

No one from Marvel's here.

Okay, great.

Captain Marvel gets her powers from a crazy blast.

Does Anthony Mackie like Tom Holland?

You know what, I actually do.

[laughs] She can, actually.

Tom Holland is my friend, that's why I make fun of him.

I love the kid, he's a great, great kid,

and he's the best Spider-Man we've had,

but he's an arrogant little [beep].

Is Sophie Turner wearing a wig?

Right now?

Yes.

I'm wearing a full wig.

A Merkin.

A Merkin and Merkins for the armpits too.

No one knows what that is!

A Merkin is a wig for you--

Let's just keep going now. Okay.

[Oscar] Is Pedro Pascal deaf?

Why don't you answer that?

[laughs]

He certainly is.

[laughs]

Oscar would say that I was.

I die a lot, I think that's why they ask that.

'Cause I die a lot.

Oh, you famously die.

I get killed off a lot.

Yeah, but you just do it so well.

My head's squished.

Thrown off towers.

[laughs]

That's what you did.

You killed him, Google.

Could Jaime Lannister be a Targaryen?

You know, it's Game of Thrones, anything's possible.

Where is Jon Hamm in Game of Thrones?

Good question.

[laughs]

Where is Jon Hamm and where's David Tennant

in Game of Thrones?

That's an excellent question.

They hired everybody in Europe for that show.

[Lily] Is Nicholas Hoult in Game of Thrones?

I am, I'm very good in it.

Great acting.

Are you in Game of Thrones?

No.

Love to be, though.

I got halfway through Game of Thrones and I just couldn't,

I couldn't keep up.

And when Ned Stark died I was like,

why am I even watching this anymore?

Like, I can't deal.

What does Ned Stark whisper before he dies?

Gangnam Style.

That was it, yeah, Oppa Gangnam Style.

No, it wasn't, it was a little prayer.

[David] What is it?

Is David Harbor related to Jack Nicholson?

Is David Harbor related to Jack Nicholson?

All work and no play.

[laughs] Totally, maybe you are.

Here's Johnny.

[Sarah] Sarah Paulson does Drew Barrymore impression?

Yes she does.

[gasp] I think I've seen it.

Yeah!

Thank you so much, you guys.

Thank you, thank you.

I can do the Smeagol voice.

Gollum, from the Lord of the Rings.

Stupid, stupid Hobbitses.

[gasps] We were talking about this.

Is Jessica Chastain Ron Howard's daughter?

No, I'm not.

Nope.

You do look like Bryce Dallas Howard.

I do.

We look alike.

Which I love.

What links Daniel Radcliffe and Viggo Mortenson?

Does this person think I'm Elijah Wood?

Does David Tennant reply to fan mail?

I'm going to take this one.

I bet he does.

You know why?

Time lords.

They all have time on their hands.

Yeah.

Is Emma Thompson in Star Wars?

No, no!

Wait, I have to say if Emma Thompson was in Star Wars

as, do you know when the young Jedi

has lost their will to live and

they end up in a forest somewhere

and then someone appears to them to teach them?

Yes.

You would be great at that.

Yes, or I could be Jabba the Hutt's handmaiden.

[laughs] Okay, maybe that'd be better.

'Cause he's fun.

They have to be fun to be worth.

And you would like to wear that bikini top?

Yeah, and I could squeeze those frogs for him.

[laughs]

Was Danny Devito supposed to be, ooh, good casting,

Wolverine?

The X-Men.

Hugh Jackman. Yeah, Hugh Jackman.

Are you Hugh Jackman?

Were you suppose to be Hugh Jackman?

It was like a toss up because of the abs.

His abs were like, you know, pretty flabby.

What's everyone laughing at, people think that's a joke?

Really strange. How did Tom Holland

get jacked?

[laughing]

I'm done.

I am so done, that's terrible.

Uh-uh.

[sighs]

These are my tats.

Sorry, sound man.

Is Liam Payne a daddy?

I am a daddy.

I just don't know what to say about it 'cause I am

a daddy, yeah, but in that way?

Am I going to be yours?

[laughs] I don't know.

What does Jane Fonda eat for breakfast?

My boyfriend. Pig's feet.

Well toasted, buttered on both sides.

She doesn't have a boyfriend.

Shush!

I can fantasizing.

[Bobby] Is Tan France naturally gray?

Actually, let me field this question.

It would be impossible for him to have salt and pepper

bleach and tone that well.

There's no way you can artificially make

something that perfect.

Can Bryce Dallas Howard cry on command?

Yeah, no.

I can definitely, definitely, definitely, without question,

anytime you want me to.

I can cry on command, okay?

Is Charles Melton a dancer?

Finally.

I can dance, I can dance.

That's all I got for right now.

[vocalizing]

Break!

[grunting]

That's how I got jacked.