Keegan-Michael Key & Olivia Munn Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hey, I'm Olivia Munn and this is my very boring intro.

Hi, I'm Keegan-Michael Key.

We are here for the Wired Autocomplete Interview.

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The autocorrect blank into the Google thing.

You fill in the thing and the thing on the side

And then we say something and then I say something.

but there's some words missing,

and then you won't actually know it.

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So you pull this off and then it tells us

So this is real. What they're searching.

Like who's Keegan-Michael Key?

We'll find out right now, watch this.

We'll see what this one is. Hey!

I guessed that. Who is Keegan-Michael Key?

You Google yourself a lot. Okay!

Who is Keegan-Michael Key?

Jordan peeved Keegan-Michael Key.

Do you think that's that, can I do that?

Can I just pull this off right now?

Watch this. Oh!

Oh what nationality is Keegan-Michael Key?

Alright, I'm gonna-

China, Filipino.

Filipino (chuckles) Gautamalean

I've gotten Guatemalan in the past.

That is very specific.

They didn't guess Hispanic they went you Guatemalan?

As a matter of fact, to answer the second question first.

I am bi-racial. I am half African-American,

and half white.

Now because I just recently did my 23andMe,

let me just get in depth for a second.

Oh, yeah what did they tell you?

Guys it's really easy you just pay $100,

and then spit at somebody.

That's literally what you're doing

Remember that one serial killer

they were able to track him down

because a relative of his did one of

those ancestry.com things. They did, yeah, exactly.

So if you are a serial killer don't do one of those.

Don't do it.

You gonna have to never know what you are.

But you know what you are.

So you have to live with that.

You live with that. You live with it then, okay?

But what are you? Oh, I'm sorry, yes.

So I'm 50%. 50 that's a big one.

50% West African, but it doesn't give me the country.

It's just West Africa, and then I'm 50%

and then for some reason like 49.9% Western European

most of it Belgian. Belgian.

Yeah, so that is the, so I love

[Both] Waffles.

And Travis Dales. This guy.

Who is Keegan-Michael Key? (uncontrollable cackling)

He's a Guatamalan actor from Western Africa.

(heavy cackle)

Hey, I'm just a guy, a middle class guy from Detroit.

Parents were social workers, ran a drug cartel for awhile.

You know it was the 80's, so you know what I mean?

Just a guy. Just a guy.

Sitting in front of a camera asking you to love him.

Like all actors do. Please love me.

Here we go, you ready? Come on let's go.

Shlax. What is Keegan-Michael Keys.

What am I doing right now? Right now, I'm doing

the Wired Autocomplete interview.

(bursting giggles) Guess what, guess what?

Probably not the first person who's answered

that question that way. Survey says:

You ready for this one, babe? Blank Keegan-Michael Key.

Oh my God what is it? Why him, why him?

That is such a mean- Fuck you,

Why him? Fuck you.

Because I exist, I deserve to be loved and adored

simply because I breathe. No it's about Keegan,

no, no Keegan it's about your movie Why Him?

You were in a movie Why Him? Oh god, the film Why Him?

Yeah I was in it. By the way you were,

it's okay you're not aggressive anymore,

they liked it, that's why they're Googling you.

Oh okay 'cause I was in that film.

Wasn't he great?

You were honestly the best part of that movie.

I mean it was a great movie, Thank you, honey.

but I really loved you in it.

Did you really? I wanted more Keegan in it.

Oh God. Olivia Munn.

What do you think this is? Gosh, Olivia Munn.

Heritage? (peels)

[Both] Brother!

Oh! That's exciting my brother.

I have two brothers. My older brother James

owns his own motorcycle company.

He has a custom motorcycle company,

and my younger brother is getting his Phd in physics

at the University of Virginia right now,

and I am the disappointment in the family.

and I love it. Well hear me that

world famous actor (blows raspberries) is the lead.

My mom is so excited she kept saying,

make sure save your money-

But say it like your mom would say it, though.

Say it like your mom would say it.

My mom would say...Do you know

what my mom told me the other day she said,

Mom don't know how much money you have,

but I think maybe you have enough

to buy house in Costa Rica. If anything happen,

you don't want to do Hollywood anymore,

we open smoothie shop, and then-

Here's where she goes, this is the best part.

And then we rent boog boards.

I'm like, boog boards? Boog boards?

When girls say boog boards. boog boards!

I'm like what's a boog board?

It's like you know in water!

She goes, but, here's the thing,

we rent twenty-five dollars for whole day.

They don't use whole day! They come back after two hour.

We get to re-rent. Whole day!

Twenty-five. We say,

'Hey use the whole day.' No one use whole day.

Two hour, bring back. You re-rent, so-

Your mom's been giving this a lot of thought.

But also mom, we make like 175 bucks for the day?

She's like yeah, who need Hollywood?

It would be amazing if this next one said,

Olivia Munn boog boards. (chuckles)

That would be amazing.

Martial arts (laughter)

I have a black belt in Tae Kwon do

and I did grow up doing martial arts

and I talked about it a lot 'cause when I was doing X-Men-

Which you were excellent in Oh thank you

I just watched it the other night

Did you really? I was watching it-

Why were you watching it? I'd just got

like a Fox movies something app?

Why am I angry? And then I started watching,

and then it happened to be on.

Apocalypse happened to be on. Wow!

And I went like, oh my buddy's in this.

Yeah My friend, this beautiful

and a laser-whip.

[Jillian] I'm gonna need you to go just a little faster-

But wait a minute Julie, wait-

[Julie] I am literally- Okay!

Who's, who's counting? But by some-

We're just um... I am Chinese, German, Irish,

English. That's right.

And I won Wimbledown last year.

Wimbledon street in Greenwich, Connecticut.

Okay, here we go guys.

Oh there's more Here we go, here we go.

Watch this. Keegan Michael-Key

Does Keegan Michael-Key? He smoke?

Does he smoke? Yeah

Speak french? Oh gosh, oue.

When?

Oue.

So I don't speak French, I speak French-Canadian.

Oh. Oue.

Where did Keegan Michael-Key go to university?

Aw! Hey yeah!

Hey she speaks English and English.

He went- University.

I went to college at the University of Detroit Mercy,

a Catholic college, and then I got my Master's degree

at Penn State University, we are.

I'm a proud Nittany Lion, and a proud Titan.

Aw. So that's the answer

to that question. Couldn't get into Devry, so

I couldn't get into Devry, I have no practical skills

'kay, where did Keegan Michael-key go?

[Both] Grow up! I grew up

in Detroit, Michigan. I would like to say

for everybody's who's watching this

from my part of the country:

I am not from Southfield, Michigan.

Okay, I was born in Southfield, Michigan,

but I grew up and had all of my formative years

in the city of Detroit. Next card

Yes, there we go, here we go, flip, done.

You're fine as paper! Okay, Olivia Munn.

Why don't I have any like before and after to get ready?

Okay, Olivia Munn Predator.

Yes, that's the movie I'm in right now.

Olivia Munn Chuck. I did a small guest star

on that movie. Or show?

Show, it's a TV show. I don't remember how many,

if I did one or- Exactly like

[Both] Golden buzzer!

America's Got Talent. Oh, hey there!

That's the only show I watch religiously.

And they asked me if I wanted to be a guest judge.

And I was like 100%, and I got the Golden buzzer.

And then we vote, and then whoever wins,

wins like a million dollars. Whoa! A million dollars?!

Do you know what last year's winner was?

Was it the last year or the year before?

Last year's or the year before?

A little girl who did comedy with the rabbit.

Yes, yes I did see that. Puppet, yeah!

A million dollars. I know this is not

what anybody in this room wants right now,

but do you know how much money you won

at Dance Fever in 1979? Five thousand dollars.

Do you know how much if you won the Grand-Prix?

$25,000, what the fuck are you talking about?

A million dollars? For a rabbit puppet?

It's inflation and it's talent.

A million dollars for ventriquilism,

I'm in the wrong business!

Olivia Munn workout. I do martial arts,

and that's it.

Here we go, guys look, Keegan Michael-Key

Is Keegan Michael-Key? Mieh!

Yeah, I'm married. I'm very married.

I've been married, Oh, recently married.

Yes, I've been married eleven weeks.

As of the time of this taping.

So who knows when you see this

how long I will have been married.

I'm still a very bubbly, happy newlywed what you saying?

Yes, I love her, I love them together.

Yeah you do, yes. Keegan Michael-Key?

...related to Dwayne? (claps and giggles)

I am in spirit.

I'm in spirit- If he's the rock,

what would you be? The pebble. (laughs)

Yeah, I am not physically related to him.

We both belong to a group called The Caramel Patrol.

That's for real? But, yeah.

What is a Caramel Patrol? Anybody who's like

of our complexion. But do you guys patrol?

People that may have it. Like a neighborhood coach?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we were hired by Kraft.

By Kraft foods, and we look for those nice little,

the little square caramels that they use to make

so many of these days? Oh, that when you-

You have no idea how many candy they shove-

Three hours later you're like

Yeah, you're like, Oh, that's a filling.

And then Dwayne's like, yeah.

How tall is he? He's very tall.

Oh I am six feet and three quarters of an inch.

I try to be an honest person. Like we usually just go 6'1

like football players when they lie about their height?

They always lie about their height

But six feet, three quarters of an inch.

They lie about a lot of things.

But when I'm doing Alexander Technique,

I'm 6'1 and a quarter.

Bluh Keegan Michael-Key. Bluh?

[Both] How to contact (wheezy laughter)

People are Googling that? Jillian!

If you just turn the camera over there, my publicist.

Like there, I did just tell you, I could send it to you.

(board drops) By the way.

I do that, just kidding, no.

You okay, sweetheart? Olivia Munn haircut.

Did you know my hair, we measured it.

'Cause we had to measure it for X-Men.

My hair, we measured, grows one inch a month.

One inch a month?! Inch a month.

That's a, will you, that is like-

Oh it's just, I don't know, Asian.

Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn par-

Parents Parents, parents,

I guessed it. She has them.

I have 'em. She has them, two.

Olivia Munn X-men, yes I was in X-Men Apocalypse.

This has been your very heavily edited,

Wired Autocomplete Interview. Good night.

And have a pleasant tomorrow.

And good night.