Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Pratt Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hi, this is Chris Pratt.

And I'm Jennifer Lawrence.

And we're doing a Wired autocomplete interview.

(upbeat groovy music)

Oh, sorry bud, I almost cut that man's head off.

That would've been awesome.

Is Jennifer Lawrence...

a natural blonde?

Are any of we?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, not this blonde,

but you know, technically blonde.

Do I keep going?

Here I'll hold it and you peel it.

Oh, okay.

Is Jennifer Lawrence good at, I'm assuming

that says archery.

I could kill somebody if they moved slowly enough.

(laughs)

Is Jennifer Lawrence Hispanic?

I regret to say, no I am not.

Is Jennifer Lawrence

[Chris] related to Zubaida Tharwat.

I am actually, fun fact, related to Jeremy Renner.

Really?

That is true.

Somebody did an ancestry report on him,

and it turns out we're like third cousins or something.

Whoah.

So, where's my brother?

Is Jennifer Lawrence moving to Lincoln, Nebraska?

I hope not.

What?

But maybe I Haven't been informed of something.

I am moving to Lincoln, Nebraska.

Okay, Chris, begin.

What is Chris Pratt

[Jennifer] Made of?

doing?

I'll tell you what he's doing.

He's promoting a movie called Passengers,

critics are saying, is the greatest movie

in the history of time.

What is Chris Pratt known for?

Primarily he's known for a film called Passengers.

It's the best movie in history.

In the history of movies.

What is Chris Pratt like in real life?

Imagine your worst nightmare and then multiply it.

(laughs)

If your worse nightmare has to do with

Laughing.

(laughing)

No, you brought it home and you were nice to me.

Is Chris Pratt from Minnesota?

My entire family's from Minnesota.

I was born in Minnesota, however at about three years old,

I moved away and grew up in primarily

(snoring)

Washington State.

(laughs)

(sighs)

But I love Minnesota and I hate Jennifer.

(laughs)

Is Chris Pratt a lefty?

No

I am.

But Jen is.

What knife is Chris Pratt using in Jurassic World?

Thank you, I'm so glad you asked,

it was a custom made knife, and it was so bad-ass

and I stole it and I have it now,

and it's right by my bed, so if anyone tries

to come and harm me, I'll cut you up.

(laughs)

How, wait,

I'll do it.

How Jennifer Lawrence...

Became an actress.

I was in New York watching street dancing

and someone took my picture,

and then my life exploded.

How was Jennifer Lawrence was discovered.

Well I was watching street dancing in New York.

And what happened?

Well someone took my picture, and my whole life exploded.

So kids, watch street dancing.

How to contact Jennifer Lawrence agent.

Well I don't want to tell you that.

Here's what you do, you pick up your phone,

you dial 911.

(laughs)

and you say Say quickly,

I need to talk to Jennifer Lawrence.

I need to talk to Jennifer Lawrence,

it's an emergency, and then whisper,

(whispers) there's someone in my house.

My agents will come in droves.

Yeah, the agent will show up, you'll get

to meet Jen and everything.

How to be Jennifer Lawrence for Halloween.

Well, I guess I'd start with probably a braid

and just as soon as you walk into wherever you're going,

crack open a bottle of wine, don't worry about the glass,

just carry the bottle, people will know who you are.

How was Jennifer Lawrence's Vietnamese?

(laughs)

I spoke Vietnamese in X-Men,

and I think it was probably terrible.

I think I can probably find,

don't worry about finding that answer.

Is Chris Pratt dead?

(laughs)

Only on the inside.

Is Chris Pratt dead.

Is Chris Pratt in Bride Wars?

Yes I play a character called Fletcher.

Is Chris Pratt in Star Wars?

Ooooh, oooooh. (laughs)

God, thank god, no.

What color is Chris Pratt's eyes?

Urine yellow.

(laughs)

The technical term is piss.

Is Chris Pratt related to Brad Pitt?

Wow, that's a complement.

Um, no.

Is Chris Pratt the worst Chris?

It should just be this.

Is Chris Pratt the worst?

Kind of.

(laughs)

I'm kind of the worst.

Is Chris Pratt, oh jeez.

The new Harrison Ford.

There will only ever be one of him.

By him, I mean Chris Pratt.

(laughs)

Alright, is Jennifer Lawrence

Married.

No.

Is Jennifer Lawrence quitting Hollywood?

I don't know if it'll be my choice.

(laughs)

I think I'm more likely to be fired from Hollywood.

(laughs)

Is Jennifer Lawrence in Star Wars?

No I am not, and who are you out there.

Just watch a movie.

There's easier ways to find out.

[Jennifer] Yeah.

In Epic Rap Battles of History.

You know what, yes.

On My Super Sweet 16, no I wasn't on the show,

because we weren't rich, my parents aren't awful.

But my first job, no offense, my first job

was an MTV promo for My Super Sweet 16,

so I was acting like one of the Sweet 16 girls,

but I was not.

I think on this next one

I'd love to see the look on my dad's face.

we should do it with a little bit of wind in your hair.

Is Jennifer Lawrence on Dancing with the Stars?

Wow, I'm so flattered, but unfortunately the answer is no.

[Chris] Can Chris Pratt

Peel this off.

French braid.

Ah oui, but I call it freedom braid.

(laughs)

When is Chris Pratt hosting SNL?

That is a good question.

I hosted once, I would like to host again,

as soon as my schedule would allow me to,

and that they would invite me back.

I would love to host it again,

it was truly a dream come true.

When did Chris Pratt, I'll just go like this,

go like this, sorry.

Here, you tear it off.

When did Chris Pratt move to Washington?

I moved once to Washington when I was seven years old.

Recently in the last couple of years,

Anna and I bought a second home in Washington.

So we're in the process of you know, moving back

and being back there more frequently than before.

Did Chris Pratt kill Osama Bin Laden?

I'm not at liberty to say, but yes.

How did Chris Pratt got famous?

How did Chris Pratt got famous?

Here we got, there's your answer.

(laughing)

He got famous by being acting.

(laughs)

Why does Chris Pratt like the Seahawks?

Because they're solid Americans who lead by example.

Because Russell Wilson goes to the Seattle Children's

Hospital every Tuesday, and because they're

a dominant football force that puts team first.

12th man, baby.

Drop the mic.

Ah, can Jennifer Lawrence...

Cry on cue.

Well, no, not exactly.

Not really, I can't.

Yes.

No, like it's hard.

Crying is like water.

She can, I've seen her do it.

And it's super easy for her.

Can Jennifer Lawrence speak Spanish?

This is trending.

I cannot speak Spanish.

I wish I could.

Jennifer Lawrence, I can eat that whole pizza.

There was a headline once that said,

look how much pizza Jennifer Lawrence ate,

because they were standing outside my friend's house

and we were with multiple people,

so we kept ordering pizzas and they thought

all the pizzas were for me.

That was my favorite headline on myself.

Can Jennifer Lawrence play the oboe?

Yes, I can.

No!

I played the oboe in middle school band.

I can't believe you didn't tell me that.

Yeah, I am a snake charmer.

Can I, can I marry Jennifer Lawrence?

I don't know who you are but the answer is yes.

She's thrilled about it.