Kevin Hart & Tiffany Haddish Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hey I'm Tiffany Hadish.

And I'm Kevin Hart

and right now we are doing the Wired Autocomplete Interview.

Yeah.

All right, quiet on the set.

Is Tiffany Haddish

related to Oprah?

In my mind I am.

Is Tiffany Haddish hair real?

Not today.

(beep) no!

Not today.

Today this is really somebody else hair on my head.

Yeah I got that shocker on set.

When I went to play with her,

what up Tiff and that (beep) came off.

I said what happened?

Give me back my helmet.

But I got a lot of real hair.

My real hair is, I have a lot.

Is Tiffany Haddish a sigma gamma rama?

Roh.

Roh. Sigma gamma roh.

No I don't even know what that is.

[Interviewer] It's a sorority. Sorority.

No, didn't make it to that far in college.

Is Tiffany Haddish in Maroon 5 video?

Yes I am.

There ya go.

I'm in the Maroon 5 Girl Like You video.

Is Tiffany Haddish in a relationship?

With myself and my toilet I got off of Groupon.

Okay, all right.

And my weighted blankie. Okay.

We have a serious relationship.

No, I'm not in a relationship.

Did Kevin Hart?

Did Kevin Hart go to Temple?

I'm assuming that

you're talking about Temple University in Philidelphia, PA.

Yes.

I went there twice to preform.

(laughter)

Yes.

When did Kevin Hart become famous?

I became famous when people started snapping their fingers

and trying to figure out who I was.

When they were like (snapping) you da guy.

Where do I know you from?

That's when I felt like I started become famous.

So I would say after Paper Soldiers.

All right.

Did Kevin Hart audition for SNL?

Very true.

I didn't get it.

I was pretty bad.

I didn't really do characters.

I tried to pull something outta my ass

and it just didn't go the way I planned it.

Did Kevin Hart finish the NYC marathon?

Yes I did.

Not as fast as I wanted to.

I did it in like four hours and two minutes.

I was on pace to do in like three-thirty or three-forty,

but at mile 19,

apparently there was a sniper on the roof

that shot me in the legs with something called cramps.

They said my last two miles took me 28 minutes.

That's a true story.

That's one mile for me.

Did Kevin Hart sell out a football stadium?

Yes, that's factual information.

In Philadelphia, PA,

the Lincoln Financial Center where the Eagles play,

my special What Now? was taped there

and we did sell out a football stadium.

Big moment, big deal for me.

Is Tiffany Haddish dating Tyler Perry?

Good question.

No.

Good question. No.

Heller.

I would, but I'm not his type.

Is Tiffany Haddish adopted?

No, I never did get adopted.

I wish I woulda got adopted but no.

I would adopt you.

But we the same age.

I take it back.

Is Tiffany Haddish New York?

Is Tiffany Haddish New York?

Oh the lady from the reality show?

Hell no I ain't New York.

I got all my real titties and ass.

Oh my God.

You know I auditioned for that show Flavor Flav.

When I found out it that it was Flavor Flav you had to

be in the house with,

I was like oh, no thank you.

I don't want this job.

No thank you. You said no thank you.

I said no thank you.

Is Tiffany Haddish Eritrean?

Yes.

My father's Eritrean so I'm Eritrean.

Good for you.

Yeah.

Do you speak another language?

I speak another.

I don't speak Amharic very well, Tigrinya very well.

I just know how to say yekeniyeley.

What is that?

Thank you.

What?

Yekeniyeley

Thank you.

Yekeniyeley. Yekeniyeley.

Yekeniyeley. Yekeniyeley.

Yekeniyeley.

How old is Tiffany?

How old is Tiffany Haddish net worth?

How old is Tiffany Haddish net worth?

Yes so what to do they say how old is it?

They've been saying I'm worth two million dollars

for the last two years.

So two years.

But that's not how much I'm worth.

I don't feel like you need to say.

I wish I was worth two million.

Was Tiffany Haddish married to Will Smith?

Where does this come from?

No, I wish.

I wish I was married to Will and Jada.

I wish Will and Jada would adopt me.

I wanna be one of their kids.

Is Kevin Hart.

All right, let's see.

Is Kevin Hart an all ages show?

Absolutely not.

Which is very weird

because I been seeing a lotta people bring their kids

to my show.

As if I've somewhat given off this persona

that I have a PG stand up comedy act.

I've never had.

Make eye contact with some of these kids

and I'm just like I don't know why they brought yous.

Yeah, so no.

No I am not an all ages comedy show.

I don't let my kids watch my show.

Is Kevin Hart.

What does that say?

Ghanaian.

Ghanaian?

Is Kevin Hart Ghanaian?

Last time I checked I don't think so.

My eyebrows are pretty amazing

so I don't know if that's

if they're Ghanaian or not.

All right.

Is Kevin Hart a singer?

Funny you ask that.

There was a point in my time where I had a choice.

I coulda made a right or left and

the right of course was music and the left was comedy.

I don't know.

I chose comedy but music chose me so.

♪ I guess it's up to you to discover ♪

All right, all right.

He is a great singer though.

Okay.

Is Kevin Hart a rapper?

It's funny you should ask that.

I guess it depends on what your mind says.

To me.

Go onto the next question.

Is Kevin Hart still alive?

What the (beep) is that?

Yes.

Yo I've been killed twice on the internet by the way.

Two times I've been killed. Really?

Yes. I've been dead twice so far on the internet.

That's how you know you made it.

But no, I'm here.

I'm talking to you about me so I think I am very much alive.

Does Tiffany Haddish.

What does Tiffany Haddish look like?

I look like this.

Want me to take my hair off?

No Tiffany.

Oh okay.

Does Tiffany Haddish

have children?

No I don't have any children.

Does Tiffany Haddish speak Spanish?

(speaking in Spanish)

She loves Tacos on Tuesdays.

Where does Tiffany Haddish live now?

South Central Los Angeles.

Why is Kevin Hart everywhere?

Because I like to be.

Why does Kevin Hart say pineapples?

That's a safe word when you're having sexual activity

and they've gone too far.

Why does Kevin Hart have the rose filter?

I'm the only person on Snapchat with the rose filter

because it's an agreement that I made with Snapchat

and I don't want anybody else to have it

and it's something that

I pull out whenever I feel good about myself.

As a matter of fact,

I'm gonna do it as soon as I'm done here.

Why is Kevin Hart What Now rated R?

There's a lot of profanity

and there's some

There's just a lot of profanity.

Bam.

That's our Wired interview.

That is our Wired interview

and I'm gonna close it with a rose filter right now.

Watch this Tiff. You got a rose filter?

I'm gonna show you right now.

Show me the rose.

And they gonna hear so they gonna know that it's the rose.

Watch this.

Okay, get ready.

Hold on, here we go.

Here we go.

The rose is coming.

Where's my rose?

It's in here Tiffany.

I don't know where it's at.

They took it out.