Rhett & Link Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hey, we're Rhett and Link.

We're about to do the WIRED Autocomplete Interview.

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I've never Googled myself.

Yeah I don't Google myself

every 48 hours.

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All right, are Rhett and Link.

Are Rhett and Link brothers?

No.

Well I mean, we have a camaraderie.

It's like brothers from different mothers.

This is my brother!

This is my brother, Link.

From a different mother.

Are Rhett and Link a couple?

We are a lot like an old married couple.

Yeah, we are an old married couple,

which is the greatest form of couple.

Right. You know?

Yeah.

Are Rhett and Link nice in real life?

Because we seem nice on the internet,

we probably don't have enough niceness to--

I wouldn't say that I'm especially warm.

He's not.

There's only one way to find out if we're nice

in real life: don't meet us, just Google it.

Are Rhett and Link actually friends?

There was a good stint that we were actually friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd say from third until sixth grade.

Right. And then middle school hit,

I got interested in women and ever since then,

it's basically just been for entertainment purposes only.

All right.

More Googling has been done.

Are Rhett and Link

still making videos?

You know what, you could have just Googled

Rhett and Link and you would have seen that, yes,

we are still making videos.

Are Rhett and Link stoners?

Ah.

No.

Are Rhett and Link furries?

(Rhett chuckles) There's no easy answer

to this question.

I think we did this to ourselves when we saw

a herd of furries of Australia and then suddenly

started taking pictures with them.

I love furries.

I am a furry.

Are Rhett and Link fighting?

Not currently, but (chuckles),

I think that's what people are wondering.

It's kinda like people think we're fighting.

Behind the scenes. I don't think it's

about our relationship, I think they're wondering

if we're gonna stage like a big Pay-Per-View fight,

like KSI and Logan Paul, and the answer is--

[Both] Yes.

And here we go, can Rhett and Link.

Oh we're getting to abilities.

Can Rhett and Link actually sing?

(sings off-key)

♪ Yes ♪

♪ We ♪

♪ Can sing a little ♪

♪ We sing a little song ♪

(Link laughs)

What-- (chuckles)

What instruments can Rhett and Link play?

Why don't we start with you?

I can play the recorder

at a middle school level.

All he can play is the guitar.

Yeah.

Well I'm pretty sure I can play the recorder as well

because I think everyone can.

Rhett and Link can you eat that?

So someone is Googling as if they are sending us a message.

Like they think that Google is the direct communication--

They'll see it!

They're gonna see it! With us.

That's what happened.

Honestly I think what is happening here

is they're trying to find the song--

[Both] Are You Gonna Eat That?

The answer's yes, we can eat that.

I might throw it up shortly afterward, but--

We will try.

It depends on what you mean by eating.

If placing in your mouth is eating, yes,

we get that far a lot.

Rhett and Link can you smell fear?

We have a video whose title is Can You Smell Fear.

Oh it is?

Don't you remember when I got up on the ladder

and you got into a vat of snakes or something

and then we smelled each other's underarms?

Oh yeah.

To see if we could smell the fear.

And we couldn't.

Yeah, I'm smelling a lot of fear right now.

That this is,

that we're gonna look stupid.

I don't even have a fear about that anymore,

I just embrace it.

Why Rhett and Link.

Why do Rhett and Link says Tokyo?

I say the T word.

I'm not gonna say it now, because if I did say the T word,

then Rhett would have to say, What! for a long time,

so I'm not gonna say the T word.

Why do Rhett and Link homeschool?

We homeschool because the public education system

is a liberal conspiracy to brainwash children

into believing things like global warning is real.

We don't homeschool anymore.

Oh yeah, I forgot, we don't homeschool anymore.

Our kids are in the public school system being brainwashed.

Why did Rhett and Link move to California?

We wanted to make our show Commercial Kings on IFC.

The real answer?

We needed to be present for it.

We needed to be actually in the show,

which was based in Los Angeles.

Why did Rhett and Link stop Ear Biscuits?

Ear Biscuits is our weekly audio podcast

which then also a week later comes out in video form

on our YouTube channel.

And if I'm not mistaken, it didn't stop.

We're still doing it.

If you just Googled Ear Biscuits,

the latest episode will pop up.

Have you ever put butter in your ears?

Do Rhett and Link.

Have jobs?

Do they have real jobs is the real question.

It's great to be able to say no.

We don't have jobs.

(chuckles) That's right.

Do Rhett and Link curse?

Hell no.

No way.

(bleep) Balls.

God. (Rhett laughs)

Do Rhett and Link have tattoos?

Yes, I have Link's wife's name tattooed on my butt.

And I also have my wife's name tattooed on my butt.

Do Rhett and Link live together?

Not anymore.

Not anymore.

We have.

Made that mistake for our entire college career.

Okay. Did Rhett and Link.

Past tense.

Go to college?

Whoo yeah we did.

We went to college so hard that we came out

with engineering degrees.

Yeah. A lot of good that does.

We use it every day.

Did Rhett and Link get a vasectomy?

Like corporately.

Well we both got vasectomies.

We had multiple, plural.

Each man got his own vasectomy.

Same doctor and there was a camera present.

Did Rhett and Link find Ms. Locklear?

Miss Locklear is our first grade teacher.

We made a documentary about looking for her but--

If we told you the answer to this,

we'd be spoiling a movie that is--

Over 10 years old. 10 years old.

Yeah we found her, we found her.

Yeah we found her.

How did Rhett and Link become friends?

Oh well, right alongside the Miss Locklear question there.

First grade class held in from recess

for writing profanity on our desks.

Mhm. I wrote hell

and Link wrote (bleep) balls apparently.

I wrote damn.

How did Rhett and Link meet Stevie?

Stevie is our right-hand woman.

Let's re-enact it.

The real answer is-- Stevie, come out here.

Can you stand here?

This is where you're gonna be working, Stevie.

Basically, we're gonna make a show and then just go--

You're hired.

Produce stuff.

That's how it was.

Where Rhett and Link.

Oh.

Where do Rhett and Link live?

Well Link lives at--

Let's be vague about this, shall we?

173-- Hey.

Can we just be, general terms!

Green Valley Street.

Tarzana, California.

Never been there.

We live in--

In a constant state of seeking self-validation

through the internet.

That's where we live.

Yeah, we reside there.

Where are Rhett and Link from?

I'm from Harnett County, North Carolina.

Y'all come see us.

Well so am I.

But now I say, from Los Angeles.

But originally from North Carolina.

But before that, Georgia.

Where is Rhett and Link's studio?

It's at 17--

Let's be vague about this.

We work in an existential place of friendship and happiness.

That's our studio.

Okay.

Google is a powerful tool.

Unless you use it to Google things about us.

Yeah. A lot of dead ends there.