Charlie Day Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hi, I'm Charlie Day, and I'm gonna be doing

Wired Complete, what is it?

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The Wired Autocomplete interview.

Here it goes.

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The burning questions.

Is Charlie Day a democrat?

This is people's top concern?

Honestly, I don't know what I am.

Sometimes I'm a democrat, sometimes I'm not.

I don't care.

If you're someone who cares about what I care about,

don't care, 'cause I don't care.

If you wanna know how I feel about politics,

I'm against it.

Is Charlie Day a smoker?

I'm not a smoker, guys.

It'll give you cancer.

Is that a democratic answer?

I don't know.

Is Charlie Day related to Steve Carrell?

I don't think so.

I'm gonna guess no.

But maybe we should do some DNA research.

Is Charlie Day Canadian?

I'm not Canadian.

But I've been to Canada, and I liked it a lot.

And I love the fine people of Canada.

So that's a compliment.

Is Charlie Day in Star Wars?

No!

No.

That is John Boyega.

You got the two of us mixed up again.

There's more?

All right.

Can Charlie Day?

Can Charlie Day ice skate?

Yes I can ice skate.

I played hockey in high school.

Can Charlie Day actually play the piano?

I can actually play the piano.

I couldn't play in Carnegie Hall, but I can

pluck out a tune.

Charlie Day, can you imagine?

I get it, man.

No, I can't imagine, but it happened, folks.

Where did Charlie Day go to college?

I went to Merrimack College in North Andover, Massachusetts.

Where does Charlie Day live?

I live in Las Angeles most of the time.

Where did Charlie Day grow up?

I grew up in Middletown, Rhode Island.

Where Charlie Day?

Ah, does Charlie Day?

Good question.

Does Charlie Day have a Twitter?

I do not have a Twitter.

Don't care for it; Twitter.

Ruining the world; Twitter is.

Does Charlie Day have siblings?

I have an older sister.

What does Charlie Day say?

Huh?

You googled, what does Charlie Day say?

He says, what are you talking about, man?

Does Charlie Day play hockey?

Lotta hockey questions.

I did play some hockey in my heyday.

I don't play hockey anymore.

Does Charlie Day have a PhD?

I do have a PhD.

I have an honorary PhD from Merrimack College.

Myself, Mike Tyson, and Kermit the Frog.

Does Charlie Day have a brother?

I do not have a brother that I know of.

How much does Charlie Day weigh?

Well that depends.

That depends.

Somewhere around 150 pounds, give or take.

Does Charlie Day wear eyeliner?

I do not wear eyeliner.

I was born with very dark lines under my eyes,

and I got teased about it in my childhood.

But, no, I don't wear eyeliner.

Who does Charlie Day remind me of?

I'm gonna say that's probably Brad Pitt.

Where does Charlie Day get his shirts?

This one's from a company called, Vince.

How 'bout that?

I love these questions.

When did Charlie Day graduate college?

In 1998.

When did Charlie Day meet his wife?

In December of 2001.

When did Charlie Day get married?

March 4, 2006.

Why do people wanna know all this stuff?

I'm feeling violated.

When, when Charlie Day vacation?

Every now and then I really start to worry about people.

When Charlie Day vacation?

When he gets some free time.

That when Charlie Day vacation.

What Charlie Day?

What is Charlie Day for real life?

Probably exactly what you'd expect.

What height is Charlie Day?

I'm just about a smidge under 5'7.

I didn't quite make it to 5'7, and my dreams were crushed.

What is the tattoo on Charlie Day's arm?

It's my character on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's

tattoo, and he tried to tattoo Bad News on his arm,

but it hurt too much and he also spelled it wrong,

so the tattoo says Bad New.

What color Charlie Day's eyes?

They're greenish.

What shoes does Charlie Day wear?

Sneakers, dress shoes, boots, and gym shoes sometimes.

Does Charlie Day do stand up?

I do not do stand up.

I'll leave that to the professionals.

Does Charlie Day have a kid?

I do have a child.

I'm a daddy.

Who Charlie Day?

Who is Charlie Day in the legos movie.

Legos plural.

I was Benny, the space guy.

Who does Charlie Day sound like?

God forbid any other poor soul.

Who plays Charlie Day's boss?

I guess if it's horrible bosses, it was Jennifer Aniston.

Who Charlie Day commencement speech?

The who is me.

I'd give a commencement speech at Merrimack College.

The who, I guess was the college, and the who was,

you can find it on the internet.

What is that question?

Who is Charlie Day's father?

That would be Thomas Day.

Is Charlie Day?

Is Charlie Day in New Girl?

I've never been in the show, New Girl.

Is Charlie Day atheist?

That's loaded.

I don't know, agnostic, maybe.

Is Charlie Day from Philadelphia?

I'm not from Philadelphia.

I'm born in New York City, and then I grew up

in Rhode Island.

My dad's from Philly though, and I got family there.

Is Charlie Day left handed?

I am right handed.

Is Charlie Day in The Notebook?

Yes, that was me in The Notebook.

And Ryan Gosling, he filled in for like,

a scene, but mostly that was my performance.

Hey guys, thanks for Googling me.

And I hope that I answered all your burning questions.

And just to reiterate, once again, yes,

that was me in The Notebook.