Samuel L. Jackson Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hey, if you don't know who I am,

you're at the wrong (beep) place.

This is the Wired Autocomplete interview.

(upbeat music)

I said it right.

Where did Samuel Jackson?

Where is Samuel L. Jackson from?

Born in Washington DC, but grew up in Chattanooga Tennessee.

Where is Samuel Jackson right now?

In a (beep) room in downtown LA

because it's stormin' outside.

Where is Samuel Jackson in Inglorious Basterds?

Tarantino voiceover heaven.

Where did Samuel Jackson go to high school?

Chattanooga Tennessee!

Riverside High.

Is Samuel L. Jackson

a vegan?

I was, but I'm not anymore.

Is Samuel L. Jackson related to Michael Jackson?

Nope.

Is Samuel L. Jackson in every Tarantino movie?

Um, not in Death Proof.

I'm in one of the Kill Bills, one or two,

but not the other one.

Is Samuel L. Jackson in Goodfellas?

Yay yuh.

Get my brains blown out by Joe Pesci.

Oh, spoiler alert for those of you who haven't seen it.

Is Samuel L. Jackson sponsored by Kangol?

No.

These are the Did Samuel Jacksons.

Did Samuel Jackson leave America?

Several times over the past few months.

Did Samuel Jackson sing in Black Snake Moan?

Um, yeah.

To some people's chagrin, other people's joy.

Did Samuel L. Jackson get an Oscar.

No.

Did Samuel L. Jackson go to UGA?

Nope!

I actually went to Morehouse College,

but I am a UGA fan.

Did Samuel L. Jackson ask for a purple light saber?

You bet your ass did.

I asked George and he said, No.

I went away, came back to do reshoots,

and he said, Guess what I did just for the hell of it?

Said he had made one, but he still wasn't sure

he was gonna' actually keep it.

I ended up keeping it.

What?

What was Samuel L. Jackson's first movie?

Together for Days starring Calvin Lockhart.

Don't go lookin' for it.

What did Samuel L. Jackson engrave on lightsaber?

BMF on the On-Off button.

What scripture did Samuel L. Jackson quote

in Pulp Fiction?

If you don't know that, you're not a Pulp Fiction fan.

What happened to Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park?

I guess I got eaten.

They ripped my arm off and left it in a shed somewhere.

I never did actually get to go to Hawaii

to shoot that scene.

Said I was supposed to work on or run from the raptors

through got blown away by a hurricane.

What movie does Samuel L. Jackson say,

Yes, they deserve to die.

Time to Kill, available on-

Oh no, no.

Does Samuel Jackson play guitar?

I learned to play guitar for Black Snake Moan.

Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?

Yes I do.

Hentai too.

(laughs)

Does Samuel L. Jackson have a lisp?

No, that was an affectation for a film.

Does Samuel L. Jackson smoke cigarettes?

No, not anymore.

Does Samuel L. Jackson have a wife?

Yes I do.

37 years.

How Samuel L. Jackson.

How much is Samuel L. Jackson worth?

More than I thought I'd ever (beep) be.

How many movies have Samuel L. Jackson been in?

I'm not really sure.

I think it's a lot though.

How did Samuel L. Jackson become famous?

That's your (beep) fault, not mine.

It's much better to be rich.

How did Samuel L. Jackson die?

Random Samuel L. Jackson, I guess references?

Samuel L. Jackson, yes you did.

Yes I made it.

Samuel L. Jackson on Trump.

I've never been on that dude.

Nasty.

Samuel L. Jackson bacon number.

(beep) is a bacon number?

What is that?

Samuel L. Jackson vape.

Yeah.

Samuel L. Jackson versus cat.

Would that be that Fallon thing that I did

where I was tryin' to explain the Raid to some kittens.

Samuel L. Jackson hockey coach.

Pretty funny skit I did hostin' the ESPYs one year.

All right, I hope that's been informative for you.

Maybe you found out something you didn't know.

My life's an open (beep) book.