Anonymous asked:
assburger andy
In the "ass". straight up "burgerin'" it. and by "it", hahaha, well. let's just say. My syndrome.
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I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre
If you dont like horror then watch the normal cutesy netflix gay shows ???
the phrase that's ruined every media ever
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"Growing Around Grief"
Lois Tonkin, 1996
eternal--return
This is the most important thing I’ve learned about grieving. It never goes away. Time doesn’t make it smaller. Time, if you do the work, makes you bigger. Self expansion is key. Self expansion through creativity and passion and communication. My grief used to be all of me. Now it is a part of me. An important part, but just a part. I love this visualization so much.
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iems.... improvised explosive medical services ..........
IN EAR MONITORS
LIKE THESE THANGS
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Never beat yourself up for believing people are genuine as you think they are. Even if it turns out they aren’t, your good faith in their actions is a reflection of your kind heart and how you feel. It doesn’t make you crazy or naive, it just shows how compassionate you are.
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i feel really bad for all the powerscalers born in medieval europe for having to spend all their time chronologging and ranking demons because they didn't know who goku was yet
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hey want to see something that will make you yearn for the grave
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That really is how being in your 30s is like 😭
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LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE. THEY WORK EXACTLY THE SAME. GET THOSE INSTEAD.
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did any other autists go through a carnivorous plants faze, and if so what was your favorite?
me and an autistic shawty passionately shout “pitcher plant” as each other and we kiss passionately 😌
One of my friends keeps a small collection of carnivorous plants that he lets me feed whenever I visit :3
One of my friends keeps a small collection of carnivorous plants that he lets me feed whenever I visit :3
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Anonymous asked:
How are you feeling?
I won’t play your psychological games
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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go
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episodes that i think every tv show should have:
- timeloop
- whodunit
- musical
- beach trip
- random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)
- one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again
- one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters
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Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes
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"Tumblr's aging user base"