Sometimes I feel like a creepy creeper for dming mutuals I’ve never talked to before I could be like hey what’s up and in my head im like omg im creepy and a #creeper
what is your personal cell phone #
4322
Explaining that my family is originally from pakistan yet I am Indian bc of the partition is like explaining rocket science to some people I’m actually amazed by the amount of people who cannot comprehend that concept
Challengers awakened many a fujoshi I believe a renaissance will soon be ushered in I want to see straight guys complaining about how every woman wants a mmf threesome
You know someone spends too much time online when they start saying stuff like “missionary is underrated”
I used twitter for maybe 3 weeks and this was pre elon and still I found I am fundamentally incompatible with the website but somehow all the stars aligned and I was on there when the “giving your neighbors food is ableist” fiasco happened and I’ll always be grateful for that. [warm chuckle of fond remembrance]
Every time someone knocks on my door I drop to the floor like there’s an active shooter
SHOCKING: neurodivergent person perfect parries your autistic burnout with their rejection sensitivity
You know what blows my mind is when you meet someone who literally does not eat vegetables. #scurvy
The reaction to this post was identical to a 7 year old being told to eat Brussels sprouts before he can have dessert
Someone just admitted to currently dating a right wing guy on my post. Some things do not need to be shared with the internet ykwim
Imagine if your family member was like I saw some really interesting art online I want you to see it and then they show you a rage comic
You have to stop. You pwn too hard. Your bitch too epic. Your swag is over 9000.. they’re going to 360 no scope you
Apparently my mom remembers when I was a 13 year old antifeminist I legitimately thought everyone forgot it’s over for me
After 5 years of seeing her a few months ago my therapist asked me if I “know a lot of lgbt people” because I mentioned I’ve known a lot of people who killed themselves