Anarcho-Splatoonism

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

WOW LOOK AT THAT ITS SIFFRIN IN STARS AND TIME i actually drew them instead of isabeau a monumentous day

siffrin stare. x2

asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

Swoldile

fuck you lookin crazy for

there's so much desperation in this comment

i just ate a greebit

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

oh yeah i've gone webfishing 💖

me when the pets arent super and automatic

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted