Spin the wheel and get a Supernatural character.

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Tell me your reasoning and head cannons in the tags because I’m home sick with the flu and I need destiel to fix me

reblog or not, I couldn’t care less. I care so much

My favorite thing about this poll is that when it’s 50/50 (which it has been surprisingly often) everyone is super chill & happy and in agreement

But the second one pulls out ahead - the vibe instantly changes. All camaraderie gone. Love seeing the strong cases for both sides though

HUNTERI HEROICI - 8x08

the immortal lives a lonely life

This makes me think of when people said that they could have played Castiel saying “Dean” and having Dean smile to fix the ending on the bridge ((marginally, because what was all the other stuff???))

But that would have been cool here. Like, Merlin walking along and staring for a bit, sighing, and just as he’s about to walk along we hear “Merlin?” And Merlin turns and his eyes get wide before it cuts out.

^^it’d also speak on the way of the world nowadays if bloody King Arthur had appeared then

I have been having Feelings about Supernatural again, and I am finally ready to drop my most controversial and yet correct take.

Caveat all the below with the facts that 1. I am still on season 8 of a 15 season show and 2. I have largely avoided finding out what was going on around the show itself while it aired. I don’t really know what actors and writers were saying at the time, and I don’t know how it felt to be a fan in (eg) 2013.

Okay, but I am eight seasons in at this point, and here’s the thing: I was not expecting to see the show I’m currently watching. I expected to see manly men shooting werewolves and demons in the face a lot, then going to bars and banging chicks about it. I assumed that Dean and Cas were both just white and symmetrical and near each other, which is why they got shipped together.

But god, was I wrong. I was so wrong. I am so sorry.

Now, my (incorrect) assumptions weren’t totally wrong for the first three seasons. There’s something strange that you can feel, something simmering beneath the surface, lots of funny little moments but … nothing you can put your finger on. I quit watching originally during season 3 way back in 2007 because I just started finding it unsatisfying.

But then. If I’d only stuck around! Then season 4 happens, and then season 5 happens and then season 6 and season 7 just keep HAPPENING and now I’m on season 8 and … listen to me. Please listen to me. I am ready to say it: at least up until season 8, Supernatural is not queerbait.

This show is not queerbaiting anyone. It has been slandered! This is an intensely queercoded text specifically about queer men who have queer relationships with each other (and Sam is also there).

Prevailing fandom wisdom will say at this point that I need to have a lie down in a dark room until I come to my senses. I keep thinking that I’m completely out to lunch and high on fanfic. But then I watch another episode and it is goddamn UNDENIABLE. What I am seeing is text! Supernatural is a fundamentally queer show, just one written at a time where it was still impossible for a mainstream normie tv property to be a queer text.

I think I like this take

My Library📚

Bite Marks, Jennifer Rardin

Balthazar, what did you do ?

the fbi charade is so dumb if two scary looking pretty boys in suits flashed some badges at me and started asking me questions i would not answer them i would tell the weird g men to fuck off and come back with a warrant BUT if two guys were like hey i’m a janitor at the weird warehouse down the block and this is my brother he does ac stuff can we ask u some questions about cold spots since u live around here i’d be like ya dude whatever literally i’d give out more information to two weirdos sitting next to me at a bar than anyone who even smells like quantico

hey. do not reblog this if ur gonna say something pro-cop. i don’t wanna hear it. in fact i hope u break ur thumbs. this is a place for girlies who hate cops and are huge fans of elaborate cover stories that make almost no sense. also outfits.

You guys.

This is Balthazar in season six in ‘The French Mistake’ to Castiel…

They spent a lot of time previous going over the fact that Dean is the Michael-sword. Is Balthazar trying to warn him not to let his love kill him?

Well fuck