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Hello??? First post

Hey. I’m brand new on the site. I’m bigger and also on Tiktok ( xx.sp1d3r_p4wz.xx ) so you can see me there too ig. I like The Cure, David Bowie, Blur, Skelanimals, Nirvana, gorillaz, and of course, Spiders! I use She/her and They/them. And really idk what I’m doin here

Some of my fave songs rn

This is just a basic introduction post. I’m just here cuz I thought it’d be fun :)

erm hey I changed my tiktok username it’s @_.magp1e.starl1ght._ now thx

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

Just watched a librarian yell at a guy for sleeping in a chair

Apparently its against the rules to sleep in a library

Like sorry you have comfy cozy chairs out??? Also homeboy wasn’t snoring or anything like it wasn’t even disruptive sleeping what the fuck

They came over AGAIN

Like I dunno something about two old white lady librarians getting fussy with a young black guy for ‘sleeping’ in a chair (he’s not sleeping he’s quietly watching videos, their problem isn’t even the audio its him ‘sleeping’) sets me off internally

I was talking to my mom about it like ‘He wasn’t even snoring or anything I don’t get what the big deal is’

“Well if they let normal people sleep in there then they’d have to let homeless people pretend to be interested in the books and sleep in there too and that would cause issues.”

“…how would it cause issues?”

“Well because they’re a library, not a shelter. It’d cause issues.”

“????????????”

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

Further context: I am now a practicing attorney.

official fish post

I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs

The amount of people I know IRL and online who skop meals and then feel exhausted and try perk up with nicotine and and an energy drink before ending up so anxious they make themselves sick pisses me off. You need OATS!!!!!!!!

The Potato Is Your Friend

Do not disrespect your grandmothers of ancient Peru...

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

american idiot (2004) - green day

“dont wanna be an american - fuck america”

american idiot (2004) - green day

“I faggot”

There's an obscure and criminally underrated anime based on the children's book "You're Umasou" which follows a young tyrannosaurus unwittingly adopting a newborn ankylosaurus and having to raise him. This film deserves more attention.