i move with the trees and the breeze i know that time is elastic…….

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

Orange mini paintings

You can get the original Paintings here:

My shop

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

Reblog to actually save a life

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

- norealdestination

March 10 2018

if you’re a trans ally you have to be ok with seeing topless dudes with their tits out & girls with bulges in their jeans or skirts etc. trans bodies are normal, get used to them, they’re not going anywhere.

so true breastie

One thing about me is I am not doing so well

Winona Ryder admitting she might have gotten accidentally married to Keanu Reeves on the set of Dracula, but neither bothered to check it out is actually an insane story.

Why is this not a fun Hollywood romcom premise?

This literally happened to Oscar Isaac when he was married to a woman in a Romanian ceremony by a priest. For part of a film.

Even though he was in a relationship with another woman.

”Sorry, honey, I accidentally married an incredibly beautiful woman behind your back.”

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

^Real advertisement from the 20s. Normal train system.

Get snailed idiot.

can I just log in

goodbye