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@france-unofficial

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france. he/him. genderfluid. bisexual. a homeschooler with way too much time on his hands. minor so please keep the asks clean. i use platonic pet names (sunshine, darling, stuff like that) so please tell me if you're uncomfortable with that sorta thing. thanks :D do not judge my theme, the france theme was boring. banner ain't mine, full credits to whomever made it.

DNI: terfs/farts, MAPS, p*dophiles, people who ship aspec characters, homophobes, racists, sexists, assholes who think that their opinions are facts, zionists (if you support isr@al in any way, break your teeth on a baguette and never interact with me again) xenophobes, etc... if you support ANY of the above, get the fuck out of my blog.
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fymo-blogs

Cats and deer!

Open tags!

EARTHWORMS

@vee-lociraptor @silly-lil-scribbles @bluetaho @no-tengo-ojos @buried-in-the-archives @girlwholovesturtles /nf and anyone else who wants to join!!!!

OTTERS

SHARK, MANTA RAY, OR SHEEP

and anyone else who would like to!!

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stiingrei

FERRET !!! OR FENNEC FOX :D

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srosehh

crows and beluga whales!!

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still-july

cats or hawks :D

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rootbeerrex

probably crows I'm a bit of a basic bitch like that lol :)

cats (the entire cat family) and dogs and pandas and penguins and otters and red pandas and elephants and wolves and seals and llamas and capybaras

EL GATOOOOOO AND PENWINGS FOR SURE

@mad0katsuki you up

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mad0katsuki

BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES

I also like the rabbits, cats, birds and sharks

DRAGONS!!!! I don't care if they're """mythological"""

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lunaxio

Be gay, do drugs, hail satan.

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

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@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...

One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.

And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.

You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.

@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.

say what now

You're under arrest.

aw fuck i am???

but... i can be held for 24 hours (or another 12 hours if the offence I probably didn't commit is serious) but you'll have to go to court to see if i can be held for longer :3

though

technically

you can hold me up to 14 days if I was arrested under a terrorism act BUT I didn't do really anything that worthy of an terrorism act .... probably

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@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...

One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.

And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.

You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.

@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.

France doesn’t exist, and we need proof. However, @totally-france, @france-unofficial and @france-the-third are detained for further questioning for now, as is @the-principality-of-sealand

Aha, revenge, sealand!

I will be the cause of your demise.

I really doubt it.

I HAVE MORE EVDIENCE AGAINST ONE OF THE FRANCES

Really, what is it?

@the-gimmick-authority, check this out.

THEY LOCKED ME IN A MAGICAL BOX AMD SEPERATED ME FROM MY PARASITE. THATS GOTTA BE SOME KINDA CRIME RIGHT? i have claustrophobia now...

listen, so uh i did say sorry (I think)

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@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...

One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.

And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.

You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.

@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.

say what now

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