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Chronic Vulpanthrope

@flagellant / flagellant.tumblr.com

🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿 it's okay, they're canidae cigarettes 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿
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watch time: 2 minutes

A teaser trailer for Fox's Head Productions' first video essay, comparing horror tropes of Native American burial grounds to real-life indigenous oppression, desecration of holy lands, and our modern fears of nuclear fallout. There is always something in the basement.

Song is from Signalis OST. Footage is from the US Government's Department of Energy recordings of Project Trinity and ATOMCENTRAL.COM. Writing, voice acting, and video editing done by Laika Dowitcher of Fox's Head Productions.

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people who draw werewolves skinny in their human form…. i’m sorry it’s just not realistic. if you wake up naked in the forest at least once a month you’re gonna want a lil extra bulk. if you’re cold, she’s cold. give your werewolf a belly. no, bigger. *cocks pistol* bigger

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sapphling

attempts to arrange a threesome involving my candle gf and the mothgirl i've been hooking up with have resulted in an unforeseen and profound tragedy that i only got kind of hard about out of a deep and pious respect for eros

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juniepops

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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draconym

So many of the critters that take up residence in human homes are simply species that are cave-adapted. Spiders. Crickets. Millipedes. Isopods. Bats. Your house is a cave to them and they think you are also a cave-adapted organism.

Maybe they're in your house because they miss you. Did you ever think of that.

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foone

In the Furry universe, the rest of Furry Earth uses metric and Furry America still measures short distances in paws.

why are they using regular metric, why isn't there a separate furry metric

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flagellant

meowtric.

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