Being back to Making an actually good Clash Royale update every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY SLUMBER

So I already did a post explaining why I was gone and I'm not doing another sooooooooooooooooo

We're back babyyyyyy

And to celebrate I'm finally dipping my toes into evolutions

Day 31: Evolutions

Hey it's been one month

So I kinda avoided evos for a long time cuz I just hated their very idea. It just didn't fit in Clash in my opinion. But by now with literal midlatter hellfire commencing because of the mega knight Evo, I've accepted that this exists, so, I'm fixing them now!!

Evos are incredibly stupid and should not exist in Clash Royale. But while I don't think any change can make them good, I sure can try to make them better.

Change 1: level locking

So this is something I'm usually very against in Clash because of the grindy nature of this game, but for the purposes of today, I'm assuming my other updates already are in place.

So I think we should lock evos behind lvl 15. I already discussed making lvl 15 so much easier to get so I don't think that's a problem and other than that I just feel like having midlatter evos is so stupid. At the absolute very least lock it at lvl 11 goddammit

Change 2: Shards

Make shards buyable. And I don't mean with money. I honestly don't even give a shit if it's gems, gold, season tokens (well we already have that one but more shards for more tokens) we just need a better way of getting evos because at this point these is so stupid and crazy and a lot of times OP and we need a f2p way to get OP ones just so we aren't at a disadvantage bigger than the Goblin Queen's fat as-

So yeah that's evolutions. I don't want to do evos cuz again I hate that they're in Clash but it's a part of the game I can't ignore forever.

Okay but seriously what is the design for the Goblin Queen-

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

So if you haven't noticed (i wouldn't blame you I'm pretty irrelevant) I disappeared from Tumblr a few weeks back

Well that's because my phone started having seizures AND my phone plan ended simultaneously

So I've been cooking some shit and I have a new phone now

Meaning I can make my posts again!

INCLUDING CLASH POSTS

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

And we're back to card ideas

Day 30: The Morphling

Rarity: Legendary

Card: troop

Elixir: 6

Health: 7000

Weapon switch delay: 0.25 secs

Speed: 1.5 tps (tiles per second)

Ground troop

The Morphling is a troop that uses the attack of the last thing that attacked it. Before it gets an attacked it will ignore everything and just walk. It will even ignore opposing towers if they don't attack it. This also means if you are able to freeze an opposing king tower long enough it can even walk past a king tower.

But when it is attacked, it will start using the attack of the thing that attacked it. Every time it's attacked by something new, it takes a bit to switch weapons, so there's an opening to attack it. The attack it uses will do the exact same everything that it would for the original attacker (scaled to whatever level the Morphling is, of course). If it's attacked by something that shoots multiple projectiles at a time (for example the hunter), even If only one of the projectiles hit it, the Morphling will attack with all of the projectiles.

Although this card may seem crazy unfair and overpowered at first, there are some easy ways to counter it. Overwhelming it with a bunch of different cards with different attacks can get it to repeatedly switch weapons, causing long periods of switch delay. This makes cards like the Rascals really good at defending against the Morphling. Also, any spirit can DESTROY this card. Remember how the Morphling uses the EXACT projectile as its attacker? Well, spirits throw themselves into opposing troops, so the Morphling will too.

So ye that's the Morphling

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I forgor earlier today soooooo

Day 29: Tournaments Part 2

Ok, so I know I already did this one, but hear me out. (Also this is in addition to the other changes)

Change 1: Move the tournaments

The final tab of the home page will now be exclusively the season stuff. The Pass Royale will also be moved there cuz that's a seasonal thing too. The regular tournaments and event tournaments will be added as the newest tabs to the game modes in the main screen.

Change 2: Latter Tournaments

So I always hated the Goblin Queen's Journey because I felt it would be better as an event thing that comes and goes. But now I have a solution to kill it. Replace the Goblin Queen's Journey with Latter Tournaments! The Goblin Queen game mode will now be a mode you can play as a tournament, and the latter aspect will now be for the tournaments themselves!

But how will tournament latter work? Well, I envision it similar to the Path Of Legends. Tournaments will now add to a path that you can climb, and you can only climb tournament latter by winning games in the paid tournaments. This latter will obviously have better rewards, considering you have to pay at least some amount of gems to get in tournaments. Also this latter is a long with the tournament rewards themselves. (And season tournaments will not contribute to this latter. They will be their own game mode, and will work virtually the same, just moved to a different place in the home area)

CLASH ROYALE TOURNAMENT UPDATE NOW

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Back to late night shit

Day 28: Rematches

This idea just randomly came to me while I was taking a shit yesterday so I decided to post it here.

Also I think this is the first time I'm suggesting a feature addition. Like I've revamped and reworked features, I've made changes to and made custom cards, but never a completely original feature.

Well there's a first for everything.

A rematch is basically saying "that was luck I can beat you this time" to someone. If you suggest a rematch against someone, a notification will appear when they're not in a game (similar to how the wish list works) that tells them that someone wants to play them again. In the friends tab, they will find a rematch request (like any other game request). They have the option to accept or decline the request. If they decline, well what do you think will happen? But if they accept...

Upon accepting a rematch, both parties will get into a game with the SAME CONDITIONS AS LAST TIME. So let's say someone plays another person in a regular game. Even if the other person switched their deck, or upgraded a card, accepting a rematch will make them play with the exact conditions as last time, for that one game. For any draft games, the drafts will NOT be the same. That's the only time a rematch will not have the same conditions as the game being rematched.

No rematches will NOT give trophies or whatever the hell path of Legends is. They can give gold crowns and chests, but nothing else.

Also to clarify, if you play one game, for this example let's use mega draft, and then play another with the same person, this time infinite elixir, and then you challenge your opponent to a rematch bely clicking the mega draft game and asking for it, you will get a rematch of MEGA DRAFT, NOT THE INFINITE ELIXIR.

So yeah that's rematches.

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