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@rainbowgod666

Alex | Italian and autistic. also *VERY* full of """trauma""" | bday: 1/1/2005 | Irony Machine 9001 | TERFs MAPs and Zionists *WILL* be shot on-sight | PLEASE ask me about wtf is my Multiverse i want to talk to people |blog made on 9/11 (2023) because america is the definition of cringe | 90% of my powerset boils down to "nice opinion, unfortunately no (types "/kill @p user")" and you can blame a gnome for that | my brain hurts sometimes uwu | one of the many managers for "queer bullshit" even tho im straight. mostly because im bored and want to help around :3
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Welcome to the Multiverse

Colors sendable (the first image is from @sizzlingcandyjellyfishhh while thesecond image is from @gaybichon), and also the @wynmu vibes thing. While the divider was made by @sister-lucifer (weird url ik but mines weirder soooo)

To all RPers: my very existence takes the narrative and uses it as toilet paper. The 4th wall is my onahole. You can use the askbox to talk to your blorbos.

To let you get started, here are some of my best posts. Remember that the Ourple ones are KINDA mandatory if you want ANY background on wtf is this blog.

List of my powers / Its the end of the world as you know it (and i did it on purpose) / an admin kicked me off the island lmao / Mental Health Time / That one time i traumadumped to mewo omori about my usual shit / PM Seymour has removed me from his internet. / You Absolute Buffoons / The Numeron Game / Well thats a thing that happened! / Out of touch: leap yeap / 🅱️usiness / Magnus did nothing wrong, except its steven universe / welcome to the internet, SCP edition / #HALLOLLAH# / AMERICA IS FASCIST HEAVEN BECAUSE FUNNY / Lost Childhoods / please save those poor gay americans / Free Disco Elysco / Bone to the bad / Priting Wrojects / the True Range of my abilities / the fuck's an apocalypse knight anyway? / @punkitt-is-here fucked Geronimo Stilton and i think its a good thing / Alex goes batshit insane and forces everyone to do as he says... again 🙄 / Screaming in a Pattern. / wizardposting: because powerscaling needed fuckign Zeno Dragonballsuper apparently / BEN 10 BUT LANCER? FUCK YEAH! / So i went batshit insane again / High Geology / fantasy settings on tumblr are really fucking cool actually / RIFLE. IS. FINE. BUT YOU FUCK UP DESIGN YOU UROD. / i technically claimed ownership of Dr. Bright and Betty from glitchtale do you seriously think im NOT gonna do that for homestuck? / XenasOuch / SCP-8000 contest, OR: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- / LEMMINO but like, 8 years ago / Hazbin Hotel: a necessary... something i guess. / the original joke was my brain yapping about predators sooo...

Below is who i am, and also the tags you can (and should) search for

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vivipokedex

apologies for my absence! i've been doing really badly health-wise 😞 but i thought i'd post some goodras from a earlier this year :) i've become really really fond of hisuian goodra lately. i have one and her name is slootch and she's shiny and she's such a good dragon!

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libraford

One of my art friends found Jesus and now she's insufferable.

She said

"If it doesn't please God, what is the point?"

So I told her- to have fun and help people.

And she didn't like that answer very much, even though I was being serious.

"If it doesnt please God what is the point?" LI dont think people make art to please anyone BUT themselves so i think the girl in question has a few screws loose

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Ok so i think my brain has some sort of Hyperfixation on faith tests but the issue its that its NOT an hyperfixation its more like having both anton lavey and patience from that one ghost shows that got hella clipped to yt shorts AND between using @cryptotheism like a confession booth for tumblr and having Jesus give me a pep talk but also Jesus giving me a Piedone Lo Sbirro tier s l a p followed by a pepe talk about how i am not that bad actually uh. Yeah.

Then again i somehow figured out that i have to have zero emotions or else People Get Mad and everyone collectively agrees that there is no fucking way that should have happened soooooo

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Fascinates me that I just saw a post with hundreds of notes featuring someone on tiktok hysterically explaining how everyone needs to archive their fanfiction because when trump bans porn the first thing they'll come for is ao3... well I just don't think that the "deport all immigrants and impose tariffs" party cares, like, at all, about your destiel fics lads I really don't

And can I ask what at all about the usamerican republican party has convinced anyone that taking a stance on fanfiction is anywhere on their radar. like genuinely. how did we get here

Idk, how do conservatives think banning gender affirming care saves kids when all it does is send them to commit cableless bungee

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oriocookie

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

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mp-lily

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

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cometrose

i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

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dragonmuse

There is no shame in optimism or hope. They don't get to take from us that we believe in people's better natures. Do not let them make you cynical or hard. They are going to try. There are many many hateful people out there, but there were also so many that tried so hard, who poured in countless hours of their time and energy to avoid this outcome.

Do not let them snuff out the candle in your heart.

Persist. Persist. Persist.

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Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

  • I want to treasure that ask forever
  • I dont feel up to social interaction
  • I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

  • I dont like getting asks
  • You’re bothering me by sending asks

SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!

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Why did Game Freak remove this feature?

> nintendo makes a feature to write shit in a pokeball

> everyone uses it for Offensivity

Did they learn nothing from chatot?

Those were the same games. That's why they went a little overboard in gen 5.

A LITTLE OVERBOARD.
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pawberri

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

This would be so based

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toastoat

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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ironicbaking

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

uhhhhhhh

hey

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Found what?

This Legendary post

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

it’s here it’s on my dash!!

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sti1es

seeing ancient tumblr posts in the flesh rather than in screenshots has the same energy as seeing an infamous relic in a museum for the first time

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