Getting the system oiled up and ready

Welcome baby animal

me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating

Twitch is gonna start kinda censoring queer people and it would be really helpful if you could read the next few sentences and then also go to a link and click the word vote.

They're implementing a new rule where if you discuss "sensitive social issues" at all you have to flag your streams as such, these issues include things like war and political unrest but also any lgbtq topics (once again our existence is political).

Essentially a streamer will have to choose between never ever mentioning anything queer (or even just discussing their own life if they're queer themselves) or flagging every stream with "sensitive social issues" and scaring away 90% of viewers.

If you have a twitch account you can go here and log in and click vote. They do listen. Please vote.

@demilypyro

Stop shaming people for their body count

Who cares how many people she's killed so long as you love her and she looks pretty with blood on her face.

I think. there should maybe be a point at which you're just not allowed to run for president anymore. and I think that point should come some time before being impeached and stealing classified documents and instigating a coup and announcing your plans to become a dictator. I think maybe one or two of those things should be enough to disqualify you.

there needs to be a kneeling knight emoji

we’re in real baby hours

Janey Godley unfortunately passed away this morning from cancer. She’s known online for a variety of things, but protesting Trump’s visit to his Scottish golf course with this sign is probably the most important one.

Moira ❤️🇨🇦

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glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”

whatever. you don’t even care about my wiggly moth antennae

⚠️❗️❗️❗️wiggling increasing at an alarming rate ❗️❗️❗️⚠️

Hmm, interesting *writes that down*

Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song

worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

you! tumblr user!