Team Fortress 2 (2007 Video Game)

Robin Atkin Downes: Medic, Archimedes the Undying

Quotes 

• Medic : The healing leaves little time for the hurting.

• Medic : [wearing the "Second Opinion"]  Do you ever worry you might be going mad?

  [normal voice] 

  Medic : Well, not worry... I'm not up at night about it. Heh.

  Medic : [dark voice]  Do you ever think you might be going mad?

  [normal] 

  Medic : Oh, all the time. I don't think it's anything to worry about.

  Medic : [dark voice]  Redrum, redrum...

  [normal voice] 

  Medic : Red? Oh! I just got that. Very clever!

• Medic : Danke... Dummkopfs.

• Medic : [dominating a player on the other team]  Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!

• Medic : I healed the man who will kill you.

• Archimedes the Undying : [these voice lines are enabled when the Medic wears a zombie/undead version of his pet dove Archimedes on his shoulder]  Bwark, kill them all!

  Medic : Shh.

  Archimedes the Undying : [garbles] 

  Medic : Shh.

  Archimedes the Undying : [garbles] 

  Medic : Sh, sh, shh!

  Archimedes the Undying : Kill them all!

  Medic : That's enough!

• Medic : Ha ha! Oktoberfest!

• Medic : Another successful procedure.

• Medic : Whoops... that was not medicine.

• Medic : That was doctor assisted homicide.

• Medic : [if caught on fire]  Everyone! I am on fire!

• Medic : [wearing an item that makes half of his face look evil, pushing a payload cart; starting out with a dark voice]  Push harder!

  [normal voice] 

  Medic : Oh, shut up!

  [dark voice] 

  Medic : Keep pushing.

  [normal] 

  Medic : Why don't *you* push? Who stopped pushing the cart?

  [dark voice] 

  Medic : This is *your* fault.

  [normal] 

  Medic : I'm of two minds about this. Both are

  [dark] 

  Medic : ... pretty good with it.

• Medic : [with a dove head replacement resembling his pet bird Archimedes]  I AM ARCHIMEDES! I experimented on my own head! Ha ha ha ha! The bird head is pure agony!

  [crazy laughter]