Cyclists Quotes

“Walking with my doggy is so much fun!
And she makes me laugh, she makes me run.
Licking she likes to make some good new friends,
Kindly enough with cyclists who spin with no end.”
― Ana Claudia Antunes, ACross Tic

“These ladies with Dachshunde are the most dangerous, violent and evil beings ever to stalk the streets in search of cyclists to maim and kill.”
― Cathy Dobson, Planet Germany

“I don't encourage blasting through stop signs or riding like an idiot. I want to make that clear. But given the number of riders (and idiots) out there, there are bound to be some who ride that way and, yes, anger drivers. But they also keep drivers on their toes - here comes another cyclist; I wonder if he's as oblivious and suicidal as the last one...”
― Grant Petersen, Just Ride: A Radically Practical Guide to Bikes, Equipment, Health, Safety, and Attitude

“If you happen to be out at night on the bike path without a light, ring your bell constantly. No bell? Then sing "Hotel Yorba" on a continuous loop, loud enough to warn the unseen.”
― Grant Petersen, Just Ride: A Radically Practical Guide to Bikes, Equipment, Health, Safety, and Attitude

“Children are like cyclists. When you put oil in their chains; they can go around the world without even feeling thirsty.”
― Alan Maiccon