Bruce Willis

"Eh, (Lisa)'s been bitten by the showbiz bug. And when that happens only working with Bruce Willis can extinguish it."

―Laney Fontaine

Bruce Willis

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Occupation: Actor First mentioned: "Like Father, Like Clown"

Bruce Willis is a German-born American actor, producer and musician.

History

The food on the Izzy's Deli menu is called after American personalities, including entertainer Joey Bishop, stand-up comedian Jackie Mason, and actor Bruce Willis.

United Talented Apes said that they would take in gorillas, shave them and make them into body doubles for Bruce Willis. They also said that if the gorilla behaves, it could become Bruce Willis.

An attendee of the celebrity executive assistant support group had worked for Bruce Willis. She flinched when she said his name as she expected to have a phone thrown at her.

He is one of the many people on "Ned's List of Laudable Lefties".

Appearances

• Episode – "Like Father, Like Clown" (mentioned)
• Episode – "Lisa with an "S"" (mentioned)
• Episode – "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh" (mentioned)
• Episode – "Gorillas on the Mast" (mentioned)
• Episode – "Frinkcoin" (mentioned)
• Comic story – Dolls Well That Ends Well (mentioned)
• Book – Flanders' Book of Faith (mentioned)

External links

• Bruce Willis at Wikipedia

Actors and actresses

Real world actors F. Murray Abraham • Ben Affleck • Steve Allen • Tim Allen • Woody Allen • Richard Dean Anderson • Edward Andrews • Judd Apatow • Alan Arkin • Curtis Armstrong • Tom Arnold • Ed Asner • Fred Astaire • Sean Astin • "Stone Cold" Steve Austin • Frankie Avalon • Hank Azaria • Bad Bunny • Scott Baio • Scott Bakula • Bob Balaban • Alec Baldwin • Billy Baldwin • Daniel Baldwin • Stephen Baldwin • Jason Bateman • André Bazin • Ed Begley, Jr. • Jim Belushi • Tom Berenger • Milton Berle • Bill Bixby • Jack Black • Richard Blackwell • Robert Blake • Humphrey Bogart • Ray Bolger • Jon Bon Jovi • Sonny Bono • John Wilkes Booth • Ernest Borgnine • Tom Bosley • David Bowie • Zach Braff • Russell Brand • Marlon Brando • David Brenner • Jim Broadbent • Matthew Broderick • Charles Bronson • Mel Brooks • Pierce Brosnan • Yul Brynner • Steve Buscemi • Gary Busey • John Byner • James Caan • Nicolas Cage • Rory Calhoun • Charlie Callas • George Carlin • Drew Carey • Jim Carrey • David Cassidy • Dan Castellaneta • John Cena • 50 Cent • Timothée Chalamet • Richard Chamberlain • Charlie Chaplin • Dave Chappelle • Chevy Chase • Maurice Chevalier • Tommy Chong • George Clooney • James Coburn • James Coco • Gary Coleman • Phil Collins • Sean Connery • Tim Conway • Kevin Costner • Joseph Cotten • Peter Coyote • Wally Cox • Daniel Craig • Terry Crews • James Cromwell • Bing Crosby • David Cross • Tom Cruise • Billy Crystal • Macaulay Culkin • Robert Culp • Bob Cummings • John Cusack • Matt Damon • Rodney Dangerfield • Tony Danza • Larry David • Mac Davis • Sammy Davis, Jr. • Daniel Day-Lewis • Robert De Niro • Jimmy Dean • Guillermo del Toro • Dom DeLuise • William Demarest • Bob Denver • Johnny Depp • William Devane • Danny DeVito • Kevin Dillon • Matt Dillon • Snoop Dogg • Robert Downey Jr. • David Doyle • Richard Dreyfuss • David Duchovny • Jimmy Durante • R. Lee Ermey • Emilio Estevez • Eric Estrada • Chris Farley • Mike Farrell • Norman Fell • Lou Ferrigno • W. C. Fields • Harvey Fierstein • Larry Fine • Fyvush Finkel • Joe Flynn • Dario Fo • Peter Fonda • Harrison Ford • Tennessee Ernie Ford • Bob Fosse • Michael J. Fox • James Franco • Dennis Franz • Clark Gable • Richard Gere • Ricky Gervais • Paul Giamatti • Mel Gibson • John Gielgud • Jeff Goldblum • Freeman Gosden • Dana Gould • Elliott Gould • Robert Goulet • Cary Grant • Hugh Grant • Peter Graves • Spalding Gray • Tom Green • Andy Griffith • Charles Grodin • Steve Guttenberg • Jake Gyllenhaal • Larry Hagman • Arsenio Hall • Mark Hamill • Tom Hanks • Oliver Hardy • Neil Patrick Harris • Rex Harrison • Steve Harvey • David Hasselhoff • Gabby Hayes • Isaac Hayes • Jason Hervey • Dustin Hoffman • Anthony Hopkins • Dennis Hopper • Curly Howard • Moe Howard • Shemp Howard • Ernie Hudson • Rock Hudson • Hugh Jackman • Samuel L. Jackson • Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs • Kevin James • Michael Jeter • Penn Jillette • Don Johnson • Al Jolson • Colin Jost • Gabe Kaplan • Boris Karloff • Danny Kaye • Ben Kingsley • Ernie Kovacs • T. R. Knight • Kris Kristofferson • Michael Landon • Nathan Lane • John Lasseter • Stan Laurel • Peter Lawford • Martin Lawrence • George Lazenby • Denis Leary • Spike Lee • John Leguizamo • Tracy Letts • Eugene Levy • Emmanuel Lewis • George Lindsey • Mark Linn-Baker • Tony Lip • John Lithgow • Jack Lord • Lyle Lovett • Jon Lovitz • Rob Lowe • Paul Lynde • Ralph Macchio • Gavin MacLeod • William H. Macy • Tobey Maguire • Lee Majors • Karl Malden • Howie Mandel • Joe Mantegna • Marcel Marceau • Cheech Marin • Evan Marriott • Dean Martin • Ricky Martin • Steve Martin • A. Martinez • Lee Marvin • Groucho Marx • Harpo Marx • Jackie Mason • Walter Matthau • Matthew McConaughey • John McGiver • Joel McHale • Ian McKellen • Ed McMahon • Steve McQueen • Stephen Merchant • Ray Milland • Lin-Manuel Miranda • Mike Mitchell • Jay Mohr • Jason Momoa • Ricardo Montalban • Dudley Moore • Roger Moore • Tracy Morgan • Audie Murphy • Eddie Murphy • Jim Nabors • Kevin Nealon • Willie Nelson • Anthony Newley • Jack Nicholson • Leonard Nimoy • Chuck Norris • Jay North • B. J. Novak • Finneas O'Connell • Ryan O'Neal • Ed O'Neill • Laurence Olivier • Trey Parker • Jim Parsons • Butch Patrick • Bill Paxton • Anthony Perkins • Luke Perry • David Hyde Pierce • Karl Pilkington • Bronson Pinchot • Chris Pine • Joe Piscopo • Brad Pitt • George Plimpton • Christopher Plummer • Iggy Pop • Tyrone Power • Vincent Price • Richard Pryor • Bill Pullman • Randy Quaid • Daniel Radcliffe • George Raft • Tony Randall • Andrew Rannells • Ronald Reagan • Keanu Reeves • Charles Nelson Reilly • John C. Reilly • Rob Reiner • Burt Reynolds • Ryan Reynolds • Ving Rhames • Branscombe Richmond • Andy Richter • Don Rickles • Robert Redford • Eric Roberts • Edward G. Robinson • The Rock • Seth Rogen • Wayne Rogers • Will Rogers • Al Roker • Ray Romano • Cesar Romero • Mickey Rooney • Jeff Ross • Mickey Rourke • Paul Rudd • RuPaul • Bob Saget • Adam Sandler • Arnold Schwarzenegger • Martin Scorsese • George C. Scott • Steven Seagal • Jerry Seinfeld • Tom Selleck • Paul Shaffer • Tupac Shakur • William Shatner • Charlie Sheen • Martin Sheen • Allan Sherman • Bobby Sherman • Pauly Shore • Andrew Shue • Gene Simmons • O.J. Simpson • Frank Sinatra • Stellan Skarsgård • Tom Skerritt • Yakov Smirnoff • Kevin Smith • Jaden Smith • Will Smith • Jimmy Smits • Wesley Snipes • David Spade • Sylvester Stallone • Jimmy Stewart • Jon Stewart • Ben Stiller • Harry Styles • Donald Sutherland • Mr. T • George Takei • Jeffrey Tambor • Quentin Tarantino • Channing Tatum • Rip Taylor • Alan Thicke • Fred Thompson • Rip Torn • John Travolta • Willie Tyler • Peter Ustinov • Dick Van Dyke • Vince Vaughn • Jesse Ventura • Bruce Vilanch • Jon Voigt • Mark Wahlberg • Taika Waititi • Christopher Walken • Burt Ward • Denzel Washington • John Waters • Shawn Wayans • John Wayne • Orson Welles • Adam West • Kanye West • Jeff Westbrook • James Westerfield • Joss Whedon • Robin Williams • Treat Williams • Bruce Willis • Henry Winkler • James Woods • Adrian Zmed Real world actresses Jennifer Aniston • Susan Anton • Lucie Arnaz Luckinbill • Bea Arthur • Lauren Bacall • Maggie Baird • Lucille Ball • Vilma Bánky • Christine Baranski • Drew Barrymore • Mischa Barton • Kim Basinger • Frances Bavier • Joy Behar • Halle Berry • Valerie Bertinelli • Beyoncé • Yasmine Bleeth • Shirley Booth • Lara Flynn Boyle • Sandra Bullock • Delta Burke • Carol Burnett • Ellen Burstyn • Dyan Cannon • Mariah Carey • Kitty Carlisle • Lynda Carter • Carol Channing • Charo • Cher • Sofia Coppola • Denise Crosby • Joan Cusack • Miley Cyrus • Beverly D'Angelo • Sybil Danning • Stormy Daniels • Geena Davis • Olivia de Havilland • Judi Dench • Bo Derek • Emily Deschanel • Zooey Deschanel • Phyllis Diller • Donna Dixon • Olympia Dukakis • Faye Dunaway • Clea DuVall • Anita Ekberg • Carmen Electra • Mia Farrow • Farrah Fawcett-Majors-O'Neal-Varney • Calista Flockhart • June Foray • Sutton Foster • Megan Fox • Gal Gadot • Greta Garbo • Judy Garland • Jennifer Garner • Janeane Garofalo • Mitzi Gaynor • Sarah Michelle Gellar • Gina Gershon • Kathie Lee Gifford • Lillian Gish • Sharon Gless • Whoopi Goldberg • Betty Grable • Kathy Griffin • Melanie Griffith • Tiffany Haddish • Goldie Hawn • Rita Hayworth • Joey Heatherton • Tippi Hedren • Audrey Hepburn • Katharine Hepburn • Polly Holliday • Whitney Houston • Kathy Ireland • Victoria Jackson • Joan Jett • Ann Jillian • Scarlett Johansson • Angelina Jolie • Kim Kardashian • Diane Keaton • Grace Kelly • Deborah Kerr • Nicole Kidman • Sally Kirkland • Karen Kilgariff • Eartha Kitt • Lisa Kudrow • Mila Kunis • Padma Lakshmi • Hedy Lamarr • Angela Lansbury • Queen Latifah • Lucy Lawless • Jennifer Lawrence • Cloris Leachman • Téa Leoni • Lizzo • Heather Locklear • Lindsay Lohan • Jennifer Lopez • Sophia Loren • Courtney Love • Myrna Loy • Patti LuPone • Ali MacGraw • Shirley MacLaine • Tress MacNeille • Elle Macpherson • Leslie Mann • Jenny McCarthy • Kristy McNichol • Anne Meara • Lee Meriwether • Donna Mills • Carmen Miranda • Helen Mirren • Janelle Monáe • Marilyn Monroe • Mary Tyler Moore • Agnes Moorehead • Julie Newmar • Nichelle Nichols • Tig Notaro • Kim Novak • Rosie O'Donnell • Ashley Olsen • Mary-Kate Olsen • Gwyneth Paltrow • Sarah Jessica Parker • Dolly Parton • Alice Pearce • Clara Peller • Michelle Pfeiffer • Markie Post • Annie Potts • Maudie Prickett • Victoria Principal • Martha Raye • Donna Reed • Helen Reddy • Rihanna • Joan Rivers • Julia Roberts • Diana Ross • Isabella Rossellini • Rita Rudner • Jane Russell • Irene Ryan • Jeri Ryan • Jill St. John • Eva Marie Saint • Isabel Sanford • Susan Sarandon • Debralee Scott • Reta Shaw • Cybill Shepherd • Brooke Shields • Dinah Shore • Sarah Silverman • Jessica Simpson • Yeardley Smith • Snooki • Brett Somers • Meryl Streep • Barbra Streisand • Hilary Swank • Elizabeth Taylor • Emma Thompson • Uma Thurman • Jennifer Tilly • Kathleen Turner • Lana Turner • Leslie Uggams • Lupe Vélez • Betty White • Vanna White • Kate Winslet • Joanne Woodward • Catherine Zeta-Jones Other actors Actor being Homer • Actor playing Bart • Actor playing Homer • Bob • Dash Calhoun • Devon Bradley • Bumblebee Man • Cockroach actor • Old Curly • Kyle Darren • Estonian dwarf • Ned Flanders • Frankie • Rocky Galileo • Greg • Buddy Hodges • Huckleberry Hound • Darius Hughes • Orion Hughes • Krusty the Clown • Angus MacMoran • Male actor • Troy McClure • Buck McCoy • Millionaire actor • Phil Muhlstock • Ryan O'Toole • Deion Overstreet • Posh actor • Dirk Richter • Adam Sackler • Otm Shank • Digby Sheridan • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Moe Szyslak • Tad Winslow's actor • Glen Tangier • Tick-Tock the Clock • Ticket Booth actor • Troy • Doug Vaccaro • Rainier Wolfcastle Other actresses Actress being Marge • June Bellamy • Lola Bonanza • Angela Dare • Gabriella DeFarge • Annie Dubinsky • Female actress • Laney Fontaine • Allegra Hamilton • Clara Hosenfrauen • Malibu Stacy actress • Dolores Montenegro • Alaska Nebraska • Rebecca • Marge Simpson • Sara Sloane • Vivienne St. Charmaine • Sultry Stevens • Vicki Valentine • Tallulah Winkelman • Xoxchitla Animals Aflac • Babe • Charlie • Señor Chongo • Frank the Wonder Horse • Rover • Spottie the Owl • Mr. Teeny

Ned's List of Laudable Lefties

50 Cent • Douglas Adams • Buzz Aldrin • Tim Allen • Fred Astaire • Lord Baden-Powell • F. Lee Bailey • Rocky Balboa • James Baldwin • Tom Barrasso • Drew Barrymore • Jason Bateman • Larry Bird • Robert Blake • Barry Bonds • Matthew Broderick • Pierce Brosnan • Lenny Bruce • Mark Brunell • Carol Burnett • George Burns • George H. W. Bush • Brett Butler • David Byrne • Julius Caesar • Milton Caniff • Jim Carrey • Fidel Castro • Lewis Carroll • Charlie Chaplin • Marcia Clark • Bill Clinton • Charlemagne • Prince Charles • Calbert Cheaney • Winston Churchill • Kurt Cobain • Ty Cobb • Jimmy Connors • Hans Conried • James J. Corbett • James Cromwell • Tom Cruise • Robert Crumb • Dick Dale • Leonardo da Vinci • Olivia de Havilland • Robert De Niro • Albert DeSalvo • Albrecht Dürer‎ • Oscar De La Hoya • John Dillinger • Matt Dillon • David Duchovny • Bob Dylan • Ehud • Eminem • Albert Einstein • M. C. Escher • The Everly Brothers • W. C. Fields • Bobby Fischer • Benjamin Franklin • Peter Fonda • Steve Forbes • Henry Ford • Whitey Ford • Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi • Greta Garbo • Judy Garland • Bill Gates • Uri Geller • Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg • Whoopi Goldberg • Al Gore • Cary Grant • Matt Groening • Ken Griffey, Jr. • Jake Gyllenhaal • Dorothy Hamill • Isaac Hayes • Joey Heatherton • Tippi Hedren • Jimi Hendrix • Jim Henson • Ben Hogan • Hans Holbein • Herbert Hoover • J. Edgar Hoover • Steve Howe • Carl Hubbell • Rock Hudson • Hugh Jackman • Reggie Jackson • Shoeless Joe Jackson • Peter Jennings • Angelina Jolie • Wally Joyner • Danny Kaye • Diane Keaton • Helen Keller • Caroline Kennedy • John F. Kennedy, Jr. • Kermit the Frog • Nicole Kidman • Paul Klee • Ted Koppel • Ripsa Koskinen-Papunen • Sandy Koufax • Lisa Kudrow • Rod Laver • Peter Lawford • Cloris Leachman • Spike Lee • Ivan Lendl • Jay Leno • David Letterman • Greg Louganis • Shirley MacLaine • Ricky Martin • Harpo Marx • Bill Mauldin • Marcel Marceau • Paul McCartney • John McEnroe • Marshall McLuhan • Robert McNamara • Kristy McNichol • Steve McQueen • Anne Meara • George Michael • Michelangelo • Marilyn Monroe • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart • Martina Navratilova • Friedrich Nietzsche • Oliver North • Kim Novak • Ryan O'Neal • Pat Oliphant • Bobby Orr • Mel Ott • Sarah Jessica Parker • Trey Parker • Arnold Palmer • George S. Patton • Linus Pauling • Pelé • Anthony Perkins • Ross Perot • Joe Perry • Luke Perry • Pablo Picasso • Robert Plant • Cole Porter • Colin Powell • Pretty much any ballplayer named "Lefty" • Richard Pryor • Edward R. Murrow • Sergei Rachmaninoff • Raphael • Maurice Ravel • Ronald Reagan • Robert Redford • Keanu Reeves • Julia Roberts • Pat Robertson • David Robinson • Bill Russell • Babe Ruth • Eva Marie Saint • Deion Sanders • Gayle Sayers • Albert Schweitzer • Seal • H. Norman Schwarzkopf • Jerry Seinfeld • Monica Seles • Richard Simmons • Paul Simon • Warren Spahn • Mark Spitz • Ken Stabler • Ringo Starr • Ben Stiller • Sting • Darryl Strawberry • Emma Thompson • Rip Torn • Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec • Leo Tolstoy • Harry S. Truman • Peter Ustinov • Fernando Valenzuela • Rudy Vallée • Dick Van Dyke • Queen Victoria • Otto von Bismarck • Johann Wolfgang von Goethe • Kurt Vonnegut • Bill Walton • H. G. Wells • Eudora Welty • Prince William • Ted Williams • Bruce Willis • William Windom • Joanne Woodward • Jim Zorn

Musicians

Bands 5 From 'Field • ABBA • AC/DC • Aerosmith • Bachman–Turner Overdrive • Backstreet Boys • The Backup Boys • The Backyard Boys • The Bartchies • Bay City Rollers • The Be Sharps • The Beach Boys • The Beatles • Bell Biv DeVoe • Belle and Sebastian • The Bingoes • Blink-182 • The Blue Man Group • The Blues Brothers • Boyz from da 'Burbs • Brave Combo • BTS • The California Raisins • Captain & Tennille • Captain Bart and the Tequila Mockingbirds • The Chubb Group • Capital City Youth Philharmonic • The Chipmunks • Coldplay • Coreys 2 Men • Covercraft • Crosby, Stills & Nash • Cypress Hill • Da Glock Pointaz • The Decemberists • Devo • Dexy's Midnight Runners • The Didjeridoo Bagpipe Jugband • Dixie Chicks • Doe-Eyed Boys • Ear Poison • The Everly Brothers • Fatneck Sisters • Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes • The Five Boyfriends • Fleetwood Mac • Funkadelic • Funky-See, Funky Do • Gary Ocean and the Motion • Grand Funk Railroad • The Grateful Dead • The Grave Matthews Band • Green Day • Green Man Collective • Hooray for Everything • Hudson Brothers • Huey Lewis and the News • The Inhuman Capotes • The Jackson 5 • Jonas Brothers • Journey • Judas Priest • The Kinks • KISS • Kool & the Gang • Kovenant • Krusty and the Krums • The Larry Davis Experience • Led Zeppelin • Les Rock Stars • London Symphony Orchestra • M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew • Manfred Mon • Men Without Hats • Metal Moe • Metallica • Miami Sound Machine • The Mighty Mighty Bosstones • The Moody Blues • Moe Szyslak Connection • The Monkees • The Movementarian Tabernacle Choir • Mumford and Sons • 'N Sync • N'Style • Nathan Newley Orchestra • The New Beat Boys on the Block • Nine Inch Nails • Nirvana • No Threat • NRBQ • OK Go • Otto and the Screaming Whiners • Oyl 'N Vinega • Parliament • Party Posse • Phish • Phuntime Phunky Phour • Pink Floyd • Pious Riot • Pixie Chicks • The Pre-Marital Sextet • The Pretenders • Queen • R.E.M. • Ramones • The Rappin' Rabbis • Red Hot Chili Peppers • Rigel 7 Children's Choir • The Rock Bottom Remainders • The Rollicking Rocks • The Rolling Stones • Ronny & the Daytonas • Sadgasm • Sailor's Delight • Salty Joe and the Irregular Heartbeats • Sex Pistols • Sha Na Na • Sigur Rós • Silver Quarry Men • Simon & Garfunkel • The Smashing Pumpkins • The Snuffs • Sonic Youth • Sonny & Cher • Spinal Tap • Springfield Elementary School Band • Springfield Philharmonic • The Stabfour • Steely Dan • Steve and Eydie • The Stewardesses • The Stooges • Sungazer • Third Eye Blind • The Three Bottoms • The Towels • U2 • The Umbilical Chords • Van Halen • Violencia Gigante • Weezer • The White Stripes • The Who • The Whom • The Ya Hoo! Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band • Yes, We Have No Bananas Bassists Billy Corgan • Elvis Costello • Freddy Freeman • Tom Hamilton • Mark Hoppus • Randy Jackson • Penn Jillette • Marcus Le Marquez • John Lennon • Jeff Lynne • Chris Martin • Paul McCartney • George Michael • Timothy Nordwind • C. J. Ramone • Ravi Shankar • Homer Simpson • Sting • Sid Vicious • Hank Williams, Jr. • Rob Zombie Composers Johann Sebastian Bach • Ludwig van Beethoven • Irving Berlin • Eubie Blake • Dave Brubeck • David Byrne • John Coltrane • Stewart Copeland • Danny Elfman • Dizzy Gillespie • James Horner • Marvin Hamlisch • Elton John • Andrew Lloyd Webber • Thelonious Monk • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart • Charlie Parker • Trey Parker • Cole Porter • Tito Puente • Sergei Rachmaninoff • Maurice Ravel • Antonio Salieri • Sally Salieri • Franz Schubert • Stephen Sondheim • Paul Shaffer • Don Shirley • Gail Tucker • McCoy Tyner • Antonio Vivaldi • Gerald Wilson Drummers Travis Barker • Pete Best • John Bonham • Buddy Budman • Phil Collins • Paul Cook • Stewart Copeland • Elvis Costello • Zack de la Rocha • Nick Delacourt • Mick Fleetwood • Bill Gibson • Dave Grohl • Hippie Hippo • Jamaican musician • Joey Kramer • Lou • Paul McCartney • George Michael • Tito Puente • Marky Ramone • Bart Simpson • Ringo Starr • Sticks • Max Weinberg • Hank Williams, Jr. Guitarists Trey Anastasio • Ethan Ballantyne • The Big Bopper • Sammy Biltmore • Jack Black • Jimmy Buffett • Glen Campbell • Phil Campbell • Carl Carlson • David Cassidy • Charo • Johnny Colla • Alice Cooper • Billy Corgan • Elvis Costello • Dick Dale • Mac Davis • Zack de la Rocha • Tom DeLonge • Peter Frampton • Dave Grohl • Sammy Hagar • Kurt Hardwick • George Harrison • Jimi Hendrix • Joan Jett • Lenny Kravitz • Robby Krieger • Damian Kulash • John Lennon • Lenny Leonard • Lurleen Lumpkin • Jeff Lynne • Aimee Mann • Chris Martin • Brian May • Paul McCartney • Jim Messina • George Michael • Michael Nesmith • Ted Nugent • John Oates • Jimmy Page • Princess Penelope • Joe Perry • Tom Petty • Prince • Johnny Ramone • Keith Richards • Roofi • Carlos Santana • Boz Scaggs • Bob Seger • Brian Setzer • Homer Simpson • Slash • Robert Smith • Shredder Stevens • Sting • Street guitarist • James Taylor • Livingston Taylor • Tiny Tim • Jive Turkey • Ritchie Valens • Brad Whitford • Hank Williams, Jr. • Rob Zombie Harmonica Billy Corgan • Chip Davis • John Lennon • Huey Lewis • Chris Martin • Michael Nesmith • Ozzy Osbourne • Sting • Hank Williams, Jr. Keyboardists Paul Anka • Billy Corgan • Elvis Costello • Peter D'Abbruzio • Zack de la Rocha • Donald Fagen • Sean Hopper • Elton John • Foxy Lady • John Lennon • Jeff Lynne • Chris Martin • Linda McCartney • George Michael • Ozzy Osbourne • Pool Sharks salesman • Max Rebo • Paul Shaffer • Sting • Taco • Doris Troy • Hank Williams, Jr. • Edgar Winter Pianists Brendan Beiderbecke • Bernie • Dave Brubeck • Jimmy Durante • Enya • Aretha Franklin • Lady Gaga • Joe Gardner • Isaac Hayes • D.W. Jitters! • Salty Joe • Billy Joel • Elton John • John Legend • Chris Martin • George Michael • Thelonious Monk • Michael Nesmith • Judith Owen • Sam • Bob Seger • Paul Shaffer • Don Shirley • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Sting • Mac Tonight • McCoy Tyner • Hank Williams, Jr. • Zhenya Rappers Alcatraaaz • Bad Bunny • M.C. Birthday • Joe C. • 50 Cent • Common • Zack de la Rocha • Snoop Dogg • Drake • Eminem • Flavor Flav • Jay G • MC Hammer • Jazzy James • Queen Latifah • Lizzo • Ludacris • Marky Marky • M.C. Champagne Millionaire • Lin-Manuel Miranda • Kid Rock • Rappin' Granny • The Rappin' Rabbis • RZA • Tupac Shakur • Queen Booty Shaykah • Bart Simpson • Jaden Smith • Will Smith • Romeo Smoov • Lil Wayne Saxophonists Cannonball Adderley • Boston Cream Basie • Ornette Coleman • John Coltrane • Bootsy Croutonne • Candy Dulfer • Fatneck Sisters • Kenny G • Isaac Hayes • Branford Marsalis • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Flossy Murphy • Charlie Parker • Sonny Rollins • Adolphe Sax • Lisa Simpson • Zoot Sims • Sting • Edgar Winter Singers Adele • American Idol contestant • Trey Anastasio • Katie Anderson • Paul Anka • Anniversary singer • Susan Anton • Alan Arkin • Fred Astaire • Frankie Avalon • Cody B. • Count Buddy • Jimmy Buffett • Bad Bunny • Ethan Ballantyne • Christine Baranski • Fantasia Barrino • Ms. Biljana Electronica • Beck • Dustin Beeber • Lou Bega • Brendan Beiderbecke • Anwar Benitez • Tony Bennett • Beyoncé • Justin Bieber • The Big Bopper • Björk • Jack Black • Bob • Johnny Bobby • Andrea Bocelli • Matteo Bocelli • Virginia Bocelli • Michael Bolton • Jon Bon Jovi • Bono • Sonny Bono • Pat Boone • David Bowie • Boy George • Susan Boyle • James Brown • Jackson Browne • Carla Bruni • David Byrne • Johnny Calhoun • Calvin • Cameron • Glen Campbell • Mariah Carey • Nick Carter • David Cassidy • Richard Chamberlain • Carol Channing • Cher • Maurice Chevalier • Tootsie Childs • Kelly Clarkson • Kurt Cobain • Leonard Cohen • Phil Collins • Alice Cooper • Billy Corgan • Elvis Costello • Country singer • DJ Crazy Times • Bing Crosby • David Crosby • Miley Cyrus • Gulliver Dark • David • Larry Davis • Sammy Davis, Jr. • Chip Davis • Mac Davis • Larry Davis • Kara DioGuardi • Celine Dion • Disco-pus • Djörk • Snoop Dogg • Plácido Domingo • Drake • Jimmy Durante • Bob Dylan • Echo • Billie Eilish • Elvish • Enya • Donald Fagen • Farty the Crippled Robot • Ella Fitzgerald • Laney Fontaine • Tennessee Ernie Ford • Sutton Foster • Peter Frampton • Aretha Franklin • Ewell Freestone • Lady Gaga • Art Garfunkel • Judy Garland • Gary Glacier • Bobby Goldsboro • Robert Goulet • Betty Grable • Josh Groban • Dave Grohl • Barney Gumble • Sammy Hagar • Rob Halford • Kurt Hardwick • David Hasselhoff • Isaac Hayes • Jimi Hendrix • Billie Holiday • Buddy Holly • Whitney Houston • Darius Hughes • Orion Hughes • Enrique Iglesias • Ignatz • Terry Jacks • Michael Jackson • Randy Jackson • Victoria Jackson • Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs • Mick Jagger • Waylon Jennings • Joan Jett • Billy Joel • Scarlett Johansson • Elton John • Al Jolson • Tom Jones • Rachel Jordan • Kako • Danny Kaye • Karen Kilgariff • Eartha Kitt • Korean singer • Lenny Kravitz • Kris Kristofferson • Damian Kulash • Rita LaFleur • Cyndi Lauper • John Legend • John Lennon • Huey Lewis • John Lithgow • Lizzo • Kenny Loggins • Jennifer Lopez • Courtney Love • Lyle Lovett • Lurleen Lumpkin • Patti LuPone • Jeff Lynne • Old MacDonald • Madonna • Hettie Mae Boggs • Porky Mah Jong • Barbara Mandrell • Aimee Mann • Chris Martin • Ricky Martin • Johnny Mathis • Linda McCartney • Paul McCartney • Mitzi McVeigh • Melvin • Freddie Mercury • Jim Messina • George Michael • Bette Midler • Mitch Miller • Carmen Miranda • Lin-Manuel Miranda • Tori Missouri • Janelle Monáe • Marilyn Monroe • Nelson Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Vela Murphy • Nabil • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Alaska Nebraska • Willie Nelson • Michael Nesmith • Julie Newmar • Stevie Nicks • Harry Nilsson • Timothy Nordwind • Finneas O'Connell • Gilbert O'Sullivan • John Oates • Billy Ocean • Yoko Ono • Ozzy Osbourne • Judith Owen • Dolly Parton • Princess Penelope • Katy Perry • Tom Petty • Robert Plant • Iggy Pop • Elvis Presley • Prince • Etta Pryor • Quilloughby (imaginary) • Quilloughby (real) • Raffi • Joey Ramone • Rihanna • R.J. • Helen Reddy • Little Richard • Keith Richards • Lionel Richie • Rihanna • Kenny Rogers • Linda Ronstadt • Roofi • Diana Ross • Johnny Rotten • RuPaul • Jane Russell • Barry Sadler • Boz Scaggs • Seal • Bob Seger • Brian Setzer • Paul Shaffer • William Shatner • Cybill Shepherd • Allan Sherman • Dinah Shore • Gene Simmons • Paul Simon • Josie Simone • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Marge Simpson • Frank Sinatra • Seymour Skinner • Sluggo • Robert Smith • Sonya • Britney Spears • Posh Spice • Bruce Springsteen • Nancy Spungen • Ashlee Starling • Gwen Stefani • Cat Stevens • Sting • Barbra Streisand • Ruben Studdard • Harry Styles • Taylor Swift • Moe Szyslak • James Taylor • Livingston Taylor • Tiny Tim • Tommy • Mac Tonight • Steven Tyler • Leslie Uggams • Little Uma • Carrie Underwood • Usher • Ritchie Valens • Rudy Vallée • Milhouse Van Houten • Luther Vandross • Sarah Vaughan • Sid Vicious • Tabitha Vixx • Muddy Waters • Clarissa Wellington • Kanye West • Barry White • Clancy Wiggum • Ralph Wiggum • Andy Williams • Hank Williams, Jr. • Pharrell Williams • Bruce Willis • Wakkety Yak • "Weird Al" Yankovic • Yodelin' Zeke • Rob Zombie Other Aaron • Louis Armstrong • Missy Baker • Señor Beaverotti • Count Four Count • Boris Csupovski • DJ Daddy Towers • Nighty Day • Gustavo Dudamel • Gertie Feesh • Benny Goodman • No Nickname Henderson • Yo-Yo Ma • Wynton Marsalis • C.S.I. Miami • Lee Morgan • Bleeding Gums Murphy's nephew • Daly Night • Defonzo Palmer • Hi Hat Pat • Darryl Peyton • Johnny Pop • Richie Sakai • Trombone Shorty • Soaky • The Stooped-Over Fiddler • Der Zip Zorp

The Simpsons characters

The Simpsons and relatives Jacqueline Bouvier • Patty Bouvier • Selma Bouvier • Abraham Simpson • Bart Simpson (Bartman • El Barto) • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson • Marge Simpson • Mona Simpson Jub-Jub • Plopper • Santa's Little Helper • Snowball II Around Springfield Kumiko Albertson • Ms. Albright • Jasper Beardley • Benjamin • Blue-haired lawyer • Shauna Chalmers • Comic Book Guy • Crazy Cat Lady • Larry Dalrymple • Doug • Eddie • Maude Flanders • Ned Flanders • Julio Franco • Jonathan Frink • Gary • Alice Glick • Barney Gumble • Gil Gunderson • Constance Harm • Bernice Hibbert • Julius Hibbert • Julius Hibbert's daughter • Julius Hibbert's oldest son • Lionel Hutz • Jacques • "Just stamp the ticket" man • Princess Kashmir • Hyman Krustofsky • Akira Kurosawa • Cookie Kwan • Grady Little • Lou • Helen Lovejoy • Jessica Lovejoy • Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. • Barry Mackleberry • Jerri Mackleberry • Jack Marley • Horatio McCallister • Milo • Hans Moleman • Marvin Monroe • Eddie Muntz • Mrs. Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Lindsey Naegle • Nahasapeemapetilon octuplets (Anoop • Gheet • Nabendu • Poonam • Pria • Sandeep • Sashi • Uma) • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon • Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon • Old Jewish man • Ruth Powers • Gareth Prince • Gloria Prince • Joe Quimby (Mayor Quimby's body guards) • Martha Quimby • Raphael • Luigi Risotto • Nick Riviera • Sam • Gerald Samson • Agnes Skinner • Roy Snyder • Spuckler children (Dubya • Whitney) • Brandine Spuckler • Cletus Spuckler • Squeaky-voiced teen • Strawberry • Disco Stu • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Sarah Wiggum • Yes Guy • Artie Ziff Celebrities Bill and Marty • Booberella • Kent Brockman • Bumblebee Man • Scott Christian • Duffman • Matt Groening • Krusty the Clown • Lurleen Lumpkin • Troy McClure • Sideshow Mel • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Arnie Pye • Pyro • Dave Shutton • Jebediah Springfield • Miss Springfield • Drederick Tatum • Mr. Teeny • Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain) Springfield Elementary School faculty and students Chuck Berger • Black weasel • Wendell Borton • Gary Chalmers • Lewis Clark • Database • Lunchlady Dora • E-mail • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Ham • JJ Hibbert • Elizabeth Hoover • Sophie Jensen • Jimbo Jones • Edna Krabappel • Coach Krupt • Dewey Largo • Sherri Mackleberry • Terri Mackleberry • Otto Mann • Audrey McConnell • Nelson Muntz • Nell Nicholson • Brunella Pommelhorst • Janey Powell • Martin Prince • J. Loren Pryor • Report Card • Richard • Dolph Shapiro • Becky Shorter • Nina Skalka • Seymour Skinner • Cosine Tangent • Allison Taylor • Milhouse Van Houten • Wanda • Ralph Wiggum • Groundskeeper Willie • Hubert Wong • Yellow weasel • Jaffee Ziswhisky • Üter Zörker • Kearney Zzyzwicz Blond-haired boy with glasses • Brown-haired boy • Buck-toothed boy • Buck-toothed girl • Girl with glasses • Lewis look-alike • Long haired girl Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Blinky • Charles Montgomery Burns (The Hounds) • Carl Carlson • Charlie • Lenny Leonard • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Smitty Villains Sideshow Bob • Frankie the Squealer • Herman Hermann • Snake Jailbird • Kang Johnson • Kodos Johnson • Legs • Louie • The Rich Texan • Hank Scorpio • Johnny Tightlips • Fat Tony Other characters Capital City Goofball • Jesus Christ • Santa Claus • Devil • Fallout Boy • Itchy • God • Leprechaun • Richard Nixon • Poochie • Radioactive Man • Scratchy Families The Simpsons • The Bouviers • The Flanderses • The Hibberts • The Krustofskys • The Lovejoys • The Spucklers • The Van Houtens • The Wiggums • The Muntzes Miscellaneous Doppelgängers • Fictional characters • LGBT characters • Animals • Deceased characters • Crossover characters • One-time characters • Recurring characters • Non-canon characters