User:Phoenix-Five

Me
1st (and Only) Supreme Spatial and Temporal Dictator-in-Command of Tin Can Corner, Michigan
Incumbent
Assumed office July 7, 2004
Preceded by	Office established
Personal details
Born	(2004-07-07) July 7, 2004 Traverse City, Michigan, U.S.
Education	THE Michigan State University
Occupation	Local internet-addicted hermit Urban planning undergrad

What's up. I try to keep this stuff as up-to-date, concise, and most importantly, truthful as possible. I've been editing since I discovered the "Edit" button sometime in 2017. I feel I've come a long way since then, so forgive me for some of my older edits that may not be the most "truthful", if you catch my drift. I mostly edit stuff about geography and history of Michigan (most often the Traverse City area), as well as, from time to time, football and ice hockey. Go Green! Go Lions!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Birthday?	July 7
Birthplace?	Traverse City, Michigan, U.S.
Education?	Michigan State University
Go Green?	Go White.
Favorite article?	Traverse City West Senior High School (alma mater)
Favorite highway?	M-113, don't ask why, because I don't know
Least favorite highway?	M-115; it's a major, west-east route, so a two-digit even number would be better, like M-92!
Favorite place to visit?	Upper Peninsula; born a troll, but a Yooper at heart.
Origin of username?	No idea. I guess I thought it sounded cool when I was like, what, 13?
Hotel?	Trivago.

Quotes I like

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This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user is proud to be a
Michigander !

This user is a Spartan.

UMThis user HATES the Michigan Wolverines.

This user is a fan of the
Detroit Red Wings.

DETThis user is a fan of the
Detroit Lions

DETThis user is a fan of the
Detroit Tigers

DETThis user is a fan of the
Detroit Pistons

GRThis user is a fan of the
Grand Rapids Griffins

KALThis user is a fan of the
Kalamazoo Wings

This user plays the piano.

percThis user plays percussion instruments.

TIThis user is a fan of Tame Impala.

This user has visited 20 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

This user loves national parks!

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

con
langThis user likes constructed languages.

This user believes that movie stars and celebrities should stick to what they're good at, not become politicians.

RThis user is not with any party, but votes for the person who brings the best things to the table.D

This user is an Atheist but accepts all religions as valid. Except cults

Oh shit!This user thinks profanity does not exist. They believe that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.

This user is an environmentalist.

This user admires all expressions of nature.

Cat LoverThis user is a
cat lover.

This user adopts rescue dogs

This user is a fan of Pokémon.

"I'm the boogie man, ooga booga."

– Ski Mask the Slump God, 2022

"Woah he has trouble with the snap, and the ball is free! It's picked up by Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson, and he SCORES! On the last play of the game! Unbelievable!

– Sean McDonough, 2015

"We used to look up at the sky and wonder about our place in the stars. Now we just look down, worrying about our place in the dirt."

– Matthew McConaughey as Joseph Cooper, Interstellar, 2014

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

– George W. Bush, 2000

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Barnstars

	The Original Barnstar
	Phoenix - would love to find more about your history/search about Bass Lake. I own the 2nd largest island - would love to talk about your research. Thom Greene thom@gpdchicago.com  :) TGreene66 (talk) 15:37, 20 August 2018 (UTC)

	The Writer's Barnstar
	I review new pages and just wanted to give you this barnstar for the creation of Perry Hannah. Stellar B-Class article, thanks for your hard work! -- Missionedit (talk • contribs) 04:23, 5 May 2022 (UTC)