now this is what Im talkin about 

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

Honestly I’m convinced @setheverman isn’t even a real person. I feel like if I saw him irl I’d black out instantly and wake up three days later in an abandoned Ikea

girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today

that is how i want to live my life

She was warning you about the fate of the bus you were all in

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

Apparently @setheverman is beautiful as a woman and also with a beard! This isn’t fair. I’m officially declaring shenanigans.

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

This Blog Is NSFFH

not safe for frog haters

wow i would love to collab with jake ”shonn” spedicy

this tweet haunts me

this is actually amazing and i need that hoodie

Put Seth Everman in Smash

me as your personal sleep paralysis demon