Radish
i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow
i was laying on my Fucking Cat
sire this is 10 note post territory and 7 are me
THEY'RE RATIOING ME IN MY TUMBLRS
Yo! Autistic-fuckwad!!! I saw you on Pinterest once!!!
YOURE TELLING ME THEY PUT ME ON PINTEREST???
this post keeps getting funnier sometimes. its such an amalgam. yes my name is Autistic Fuckwad
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14-Year-Old-Half-Ghost-Vigilante Daniel Fenton experiences first-hand the universal blunder of Fucking Around and Finding Out for the nth time
Friends and confidants Sam Manson and Tucker Foley are not amused.
Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:
- Top Surgery
- Bottom Surgery
- Witch Encounters (one per century)
- Killed By Greg
- Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)
friendly reminder as we enter into Witch Season
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you! tumblr user!
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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
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no. phil can, though
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sorry guys. can’t come in today. the creature
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i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog
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for a literature essay im writing im inexplicably looking up a lot of articles abt private pools and american culture and now im curious.
i'm dutch, and to me a private pool seems like the height of ostentatious luxury. i don't know anyone in my country who has a private pool, i grew up swimming in public pools or whatever random body of water was nearby, lakes or rivers or canals or whatever. american media has so many private pools though, are they really that common?
#depends on above ground versus in ground on it being about wealth#i used to have and above ground and most of my friends had an above ground at some point too#despite being like. poor.#but i was friends with one rich girl once and she had an in ground pool#it also depends on how big the pool is.#but in my area it got very hot in the summer and there weren’t any close natural bodies of water. not really.#hence why a lot of people had pools of some sort#anyway.
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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.
BOTH I MEANT
BOTH
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When I find myself at daylight savings
Cousin Oskaar comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
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i thought all weens were hollow in some sense?
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If you're gonna wear a fun layer-y outfit to a party always make sure to beforehand envision your drunk self trying to go to the bathroom wearing it because otherwise you may be setting up a tricksy puzzle for your stupidest clumsiest possible future self to navigate
you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event