Happy Eggiversary

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

its that time again folks

Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

30 days has September, April, March and November. June and November. Today is March 31st.

Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

I can never ever leave this website actually

Mr. Valentine wishing you a very happy valentines day from beyond the grave publicly displayed golden reliquary

in the tags i asked for skull-themed valentines cards and BOY HOWDY DID YA’LL DELIVER

from @hazel2468:

from @unrulygoose:

from @i-drew-a-ferret:

from @gaymedievaldruid, @amberstarthecat

and multiple skeletal puns from @deepdownimbologna

fantastic job on the lovely art and atrocious puns, everybody!

and a lovely addition from @whydoihurtsomuch!

It's funny seeing this after just finishing my watercolor

Happy black history month!

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

Update:

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‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

He just wants to be included!!

(He's got an Insta btw).

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

WE SEE UR CRIME

HIS GUILTY LITTLE FACE OMG

10 приемчиков, как спасти Новый год от четвероногих хулиганов. Лайфхаки, которые стоит взять на заметку.

10 приемчиков, как спасти Новый год от четвероногих хулиганов.

Лайфхаки, которые стоит взять на заметку.

“10 tricks on how to save the New Year from four-legged hooligans.

Life hacks worth taking note of. “

The vacuums killed me lol

Happy 14th shoeversary