Icing made from an evil cow’s dairy

Sprinkles made from freshly ground fairy

Flour and eggs stolen from a baker

Real sugar though, cause I’m no faker

Combine these elements and the cake will say

It’s my evil fucking wizard birthday!

Being held at wunkpoint

Haha yeah I had to retake puberty because I got an F on it

The sneaky feaster

King shit

branding is hot af and im tired of pretending like it isnt

Of course it's hot. That's how branding works.

Unless you’re freeze branding, then it’s cool as fuck.

Good point!

…do people use liquid nitrogen branding for kink stuff? (genuine question, grew up on a farm)

They sure do! I also grew up on a farm, so let me just say that that anything you ever did to animals on your farm, people also do for kink reasons.

Everything? Cos I once docked some lamb balls with the tightest rubber band I've ever seen. That seems dangerous to do to a fully grown human.

Are you in a mental state where you're able to hear information that may hurt you?

Always

Since not everyone here may be in the same situation

They ran a fucking what

I think the name is very descriptive! It tells you exactly what they did, and where they did it. I don't know what more to tell you.

Could estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

Would estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

Would estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

Could estrogen have saved her

amogus being put down

Why are you a furry?

what

The hands. They're paws.

you know what? i dedicate this doodle sheet to you, tumblr user heliacal-paladin. you’ve won

still couldn't resist leaving some claws in

SHUT THE FUCK UP

STOP BULLYING ME

I feel like this post is gonna be a tumblr heritage post one day

oh no

It has; already appeared in 2 YouTube videos and one of my friends who has never used tumblr before knows of this post.

Roxy I’m sorry to say that I first knew you from Reddit and only discovered your Tumblr because amogus euthanasia was on every tumblr and furry subreddit

oh my god.

I have a morbid curiosity about what furries think of this post.

hey, i’m a furry! plenty of my friends are furries! we all think this post is super funny lmao

Well, I know you're a furry.

Look at how you draw hands.

the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

democracy dies in darkness……

Posting my cat until I get bored. She’s called Beetle by the way.