they didnt know any better

miserable creature. wet beast

happy wet beast wednesday

demon wet beast friday

Wet grub gfriday

He’s in the soup

His nose turning black and evil from all the baths

Mother nature, the basket weaver.Wind blown blades of dry grass are trapped in a wire fence, creating what looks like a massive art piece or weaving.

Geena Davis as Barbara Maitland Beetlejuice (1988), dir. Tim Burton

i seen weed destroy some of the okayest minds of our generation

new weed strain called 'i don't want talk about it'

tell me more

no

new wizard subtype: zendaya big hat

i would like to print this picture out and consult it like a crystal ball

an enemy appears on the horizon

BRITTANY MURPHY

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

i meant to empty my contact lens case of cleaner and instead launched my allergy pills down the drain. wasn't even holding the lens case

once confidently pointed my car keys at the door out of my house and pressed the unlock button

Multiple Mabels

i will say, the worst thing that happened in fandom was when shipping just became “i ship this bc it’s gonna be real” and not just “i ship this bc i think it’s a fun dynamic to explore idc what the writers are doing that’s not my business”