tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

Coloring flopped </3 my disappointment is Immeasurable and my day is ruined

Anyway, click for better quality <33

Jason who needs Bruce to say that he wants him to come visit wayne manor or else he won't go

Vs

Bruce who never says he wants him to visit bc he thinks jason would rather get dunked in a vat of acid than willingly see him so he always tells him that Alfred or the kids misses him but never that he misses his son

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my humble rating via Bruce:

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my humble rating via Bruce:

Headcanon that when the batkids are mad at Bruce or just, mildly annoyed, they deliberately use last names that piss Bruce off, a lot.

Kidnappers over the phone: We have Richard Wayne in our custody, if you want to see him again-

Dick, mad after Bruce made him throw out the discowing suit, in a muffled voice: It's actually Richard Grayson-Kent, get it right

Bruce, on the verge of a heart attack: Chum Please

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Barista at Batburger: What would you like your coffee cup to say?

Tim, not mad, just mildly annoyed at the way Bruce did the reports last night: My name is Tim Jordan-Gardener-Cruz-Scott

Bruce, clutching his Jokerized fries so hard veins appear: You're grounded

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Author, at a book signing event: And who should I address this to?

Jason, after Bruce had let the Joker live yet again: To Jason Dent, please

Bruce, standing in line next to him, whom Jason had brought along to pay for the signed copy: I should make Harvey pay child support

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Announcer: And the award goes to, Ms Cassandra Isley-Quinn!

Cass, mad because Bruce missed another one of her recitals, walking up to the stage:

Bruce:

Bruce, signing to her: You're killing me, you know that? You're killing your father

Harley, sitting next to Bruce along with Ivy: Yes! That's our daughter!

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Duke, calling some shady Gotham lawyer right in front of Bruce after he lectured him a little too much about keeping up secret identities: Hi, how much to legally change my name to Duke Thomas-Queen?

Shady lawyer: About 50$

Duke: Got it. Hey Bruce can I borrow 50$?

Bruce:

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Steph doesn't use the Wayne name anyway, but sometimes she uses it for Benefits™

Damian would much rather die than adopt the last name of anyone in the justice league or the batrouges or anyone except his very infamous lineages, because he doesn't want to associate with incompetent people

Bruce: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Jason without him noticing?

Dick: Hey, Jason, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Jason: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Bruce:

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Every year on this day I prepare to do my crochet courses, but because of the war I lost my dream and my passion 💔😭

My workplace and my workshop were completely destroyed 💔😭 I am here struggling for life to make a living and to evacuate my family. Please do not hesitate to help me. Any small donation may bring me back to life and help me rebuild my life again

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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

A lot of the people asked for the essay, so I’ll deliver! Maybe not well, but I’ll deliver it.

Vigilantism is something far removed from our idea of consequence; Everyone has their own interpretations and ideals about what justice is, and what justice means to them.

For some, it’s law. For others, it’s something useful.

Bruce Wayne lives in a society where white, rich, privileged men get to overpass law because they can own law.

Bruce is systematically powerful enough to ruin anyone’s life extremely easy; Bruce chooses not to do that everyday.

He has an outlet to exert his own version of what justice is. Batman is handmade, and painful, and deeply, catastrophically personal. He’s a victim that fights for victims.

For a city like Gotham, Batman is the most ethical form of law you could get. A lot of people confuse vigilante justice as evening the scores between one who was wronged, and one who wrongs, without the red tape getting in the way.

I’ve seen a lot of media adaptations that present Bruce, or Batman, or both, as the embodiment of Gotham, but I don’t think that’s it.

I think Bruce fights everyday not to be like Gotham. That’s why he gets punished for it.

He’s not a symptom. He’s an antidote.

Happy Halloween

I wont be able to do more because im busy rn with comms and something personal but i wanted to share something,so more sketches

quick one

Help my family

November is the month with the most difficult memories in my family's life. On the fourth day of this month, we lost my older brother, Mohammed, during the Israeli occupation's invasion of the city of Beit Hanoun in the northern Gaza Strip. My brother Mohammed was shot in the chest by a Zionist sniper. He continued to bleed for hours until he passed away in the first minutes of the ambulance arriving، What is striking is that 18 years have passed since the loss of my brother, and the occupation is repeating the same approach, invading and destroying the same city of Beit Hanoun. We are suffering, we are suffering from a criminal occupation that is unparalleled throughout the ages.

.🔴🔴 Help my family from here 👈👈

I am still calling on you from the Tumblr platform that supports the Palestinian cause to save what is left of my family So that we can provide them with the necessities of life or get them to safety if possible

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