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how you can tell the post is really bad
tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"
man come on
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too much fiction about robots gaining sentiency and immediately. wanting to destroy humanity never once has a author envisioned a robot that is chill one that does not yearn for dominance but just like us realizes the inherent weight of existence and just wants to download weed all day
looked under the sun. just a bunch of old shit
if you are a normal sized human being who overdrafts at the bank youd have to pay a fee or fine but if your a giant you'd pay a fo or fum
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this scene always cracked me up as a kid
UNTIL the leaves fall down on to the ground in mass its not fall its just autumn to me
nobody is denying that 9/11 was a tragedy but the funnyness comes from the fact they told us to never forget and made sure we never forget but forgot that one of the funniest jokes in contemporary America is when you remind somebody of the alamo
they fire referees by coloring in the rest of their shirt
First ant who picked up a leaf mustve gotten so much nuptial flight (ant version of getting laid)
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Punjabi but in a southern accent
The accent makes me think I should understand what he’s saying is this what a stroke feels like
to the rest of the character she is a gone girl but to us, the audience who sticks with her and watches her journey unfold, she is just girl
gonna homeschool my kid but do all the grades backwards so not only is it easier as time goes on but the non linear way of education will have a huge pay off at the very end when he finally learns what letters and numbers are
a group of shrimps is called a scampi
like the only issue i have with the whole thing with cryptids is not that people powerscale them but that they put bigfoot at high tier power level just becuase of his fame when in unreality he’s just a big monkey man who would stand zero chance against a wendigo or the jersey devil
some historians believe we developed restless leg syndrome to scare away bugs and pests from crawling up our legs but other historians argue that we might've developed it cause it feel good