Never trust a social media site that doesn't have weird furries

I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.

Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.

Making a self destructive railroad by sticking super strong magnets on the end of the train that pull off the rails when the train drives over them

Does it then move the rails to the front and then put them down in front of it? Like a forever train?

I'm thinking Katamari...

I feel like it would need more than just magnets for that, magnets wouldn't pick up everything. Needs like... A nice goo.

"All aboard the goo train!"

That's what my high school boyfriend used to say when we went into the bedroom, after all.

You deserved better sex jokes.

I deserved a lot better than that relationship thanks for reminding me.

Any time.

girls when the doc says its gonna take 3 years or so before the boobs grow in they ain't kidding. you're gonna spend 3 years going "damn... its been 3 years where are the boobs doc" and they're j gonna go "oh, well, yknow..." and flip the switch under their desk that turns on the boob growth or whatever and within a year you will have boobs. trust.

i fucking hope they will.

have these mid tits right now and i really want them to get their shit together

No tits are mid! Don't shame them, they're doing their best.

sitting my tits down:

"i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed"

I once jokingly told my friend this because he forgot to order fries at a drive thru when we pulled past the speaker and I guess I unlocked some trauma and he burst into tears then was laughing and crying as he paid for the food to a confused and alarmed fast food worker at 2am.

it's literally the drive through worker meme

Me telling you the story or what happened at the drive thru or both...?

what happened at the drive through :)

Good, good, I dun wanna be the meme. That's not goals

excavator operator playing with a scrapped learjet at miami-opa locka Executive Airport.

Aw, the operator is giving that airframe one last flight before the end.

girls when the doc says its gonna take 3 years or so before the boobs grow in they ain't kidding. you're gonna spend 3 years going "damn... its been 3 years where are the boobs doc" and they're j gonna go "oh, well, yknow..." and flip the switch under their desk that turns on the boob growth or whatever and within a year you will have boobs. trust.

i fucking hope they will.

have these mid tits right now and i really want them to get their shit together

No tits are mid! Don't shame them, they're doing their best.

sitting my tits down:

"i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed"

I once jokingly told my friend this because he forgot to order fries at a drive thru when we pulled past the speaker and I guess I unlocked some trauma and he burst into tears then was laughing and crying as he paid for the food to a confused and alarmed fast food worker at 2am.

it's literally the drive through worker meme

Me telling you the story or what happened at the drive thru or both...?

Making a self destructive railroad by sticking super strong magnets on the end of the train that pull off the rails when the train drives over them

Does it then move the rails to the front and then put them down in front of it? Like a forever train?

I'm thinking Katamari...

I feel like it would need more than just magnets for that, magnets wouldn't pick up everything. Needs like... A nice goo.

"All aboard the goo train!"

That's what my high school boyfriend used to say when we went into the bedroom, after all.

You deserved better sex jokes.

girls when the doc says its gonna take 3 years or so before the boobs grow in they ain't kidding. you're gonna spend 3 years going "damn... its been 3 years where are the boobs doc" and they're j gonna go "oh, well, yknow..." and flip the switch under their desk that turns on the boob growth or whatever and within a year you will have boobs. trust.

i fucking hope they will.

have these mid tits right now and i really want them to get their shit together

No tits are mid! Don't shame them, they're doing their best.

sitting my tits down:

"i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed"

I once jokingly told my friend this because he forgot to order fries at a drive thru when we pulled past the speaker and I guess I unlocked some trauma and he burst into tears then was laughing and crying as he paid for the food to a confused and alarmed fast food worker at 2am.

shut up

This man is actually willy Wonka and he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to stop him. This is out of control.

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@catboybiologist check these little guys out

we need more transfem cult leaders. i’d never give away all my worldly possessions to some cis guy but you know i’d be the first in line to sacrifice my organs to the tgirl messiah.

I've always felt like I'd make a good cult leader, who's signing up first?

girls when the doc says its gonna take 3 years or so before the boobs grow in they ain't kidding. you're gonna spend 3 years going "damn... its been 3 years where are the boobs doc" and they're j gonna go "oh, well, yknow..." and flip the switch under their desk that turns on the boob growth or whatever and within a year you will have boobs. trust.

i fucking hope they will.

have these mid tits right now and i really want them to get their shit together

No tits are mid! Don't shame them, they're doing their best.

Oh yeah? Could a pillow princess do this? *Tries to ride you before getting tired and just whining into ur neck*

Watching all the subby little things on my dash reblog this is rather amusing to me in ways I cannot explain.

Hey now come on >////<

Then immediately directly commenting to tell me they did it... Awwww, so cute. 💜

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

Successfully did the oven somehow.

You're temporarily the most impressive person on Tumblr. Congrats.

Oh yeah? Could a pillow princess do this? *Tries to ride you before getting tired and just whining into ur neck*

Watching all the subby little things on my dash reblog this is rather amusing to me in ways I cannot explain.

HEY :<

Aww, yeah, this post was about you!!!

it's not my fault my pleasure response is to go limp!

Important question here... Who's fault is it??? 😋

nobody's! i-its simply a fact of life

When you bully just a little and they start adding dashes to their text. 💜

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Oh no. Too far. All dash.

is-this-b-better-?

Aww, the little implied stutter!! You've practiced coming off as a subby little thing, and that's adorable!! You're doing great! Proud of you!