Tim: Would it help if I said I was sorry? Jill: It might. Tim: I'm sorry.
Tim: Trouble already? Boys, pace yourselves, you've got all day to be evil.
Jill: I thought if there was a problem with the car, the light would get brighter, or there would be a buzzer. Tim: A buzzer?!
Jill: I thought you said it was a technical problem?
Al: Rivet accidents are no laughing matter.
Jill: What are we going to do about Brad and Randy? They keep tormenting Mark.
Tim: After all, Al, a safe work place is a happy work place, right?
Tim: What are you up to? Wilson: Just painting a self-portrait.
Tim: Who would have guessed that chrome cleaner could be so flammable?
Tim: And you'll notice Daddy-O here has a 20-gallon steel cylinder filled with propane. I've increased the outlet valve of this twice over. Which means we'll be cooking with what?
Tim: I pulled my groin! Mark: What's that?
Tim: Pure power. You could saw through the refrigerator with this thing!
Wilson: Tim, would you mind listening while I ruminate?
Jill: Tim, do you ever listen to me? It was the last thing that I said in bed to you last night. Tim: No, I believe, if you recall, the last thing you said to me in bed last night was 'no!'
Tim: So, we're going to have to change the format of the show today. YOU are gonna have to do ALL the work.
Tim: What are you doing, Wilson? Wilson: Tim, I'm smoking a fish.
Tim: What happened, Wilson? Did you swallow a pigeon? Wilson: No, Tim. I'm ululating.
Tim: Alright, guys. I'm sure there's something we all learned from this.
Wilson: Tim, are you familiar with the I-Ching? Tim: Sure. The itching, the scratching, the chafing.
Jill: Hey, Tim, dinner's ready. Tim: I'm not really that hungry. Jill: I didn't cook it.
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