The Funniest Burger Puns on Bob's Burgers

Updated June 1, 2024 607.9K views 85 items

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The burger puns on Bob's Burgers are like Bart writing on the blackboard in The Simpsons opening. Bob’s recurring blackboard burger of the day puns give fans Easter eggs to collect. Some sound delicious (Sweet Home Avocado) while others not so much (The Roquefort Files Burger). Maybe you like Roquefort, though, so as Bob's chalkboard would say, To Err is Cumin.

Bob’s Burgers puns are Bob’s way of revealing something about himself while showing off his pun skills. His pun game is strong. Some of Bob’s Burgers puns are inspired by movie, TV, and music titles. Others are literary references, while others are plucked from the rich harvest of pop culture. But when mischievous Louise gets the chalk, she definitely shakes things up. She’s the one who changed Top Bun Burger to Top Butt Burger just to get her dad’s goat. When the burger of the day is more blunt or chock full of shock, that’s probably Louise’s handy work.

In real life, the writer of the episode has to come up with that episode’s punny burger names. There’s a burger pun for every day, so if an episode has three days in it, that’s three burger puns, but the whole writer's room can contribute. They come up with a bunch of puns based on the theme of the episode and then creator and executive producer Loren Bouchard chooses the best one(s).

One rule Bouchard has for Bob’s Burgers puns: they must be a possibility. So no over the top jokey burger specials or something that is inedible. Sometimes they break that rule, but on the whole, Bob’s Burgers puns have to have a shot at ending up on a plate. There’s even a guy who wrote a Bob’s Burgers cookbook to recreate those daily specials.

Which Bob’s Burgers puns are the funniest? Vote up your favorite funny puns from the burger of the day board on Bob's Burgers!

1
Texas Chainsaw Massa-Curd Burger
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(Comes with Cheese Curds)
1,331 votes
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2
The Final Kraut Down Burger
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(Comes with sauerkraut)
1,346 votes
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3
Foot Feta-ish Burger
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(Comes with Feta cheese)
1,145 votes
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4
Let’s Give ‘Em Something Shiitake ‘Bout Burger
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1,281 votes
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5
I Fought the Slaw Burger (and the Slaw Won)
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1,217 votes
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6
She’s a Super Leek Burger
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(Comes with Braised Leeks)
1,243 votes
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7
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Zucchini Burger
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1,313 votes
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8
Sweet Chili O’Mine Burger
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972 votes
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9
Kales From the Crypt Burger
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1,146 votes
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10
Bohemian Radishy Burger
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1,074 votes
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11
Little Swiss Bunshine Burger
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972 votes
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12
Poutine - On the Ritz Burger
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(Comes with poutine fries)
967 votes
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13
We’re Here, We’re Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger
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1,140 votes
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14
Sweet Home Avocado Burger
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787 votes
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15
Pepper Don’t Preach Burger
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(Comes with pepper)
860 votes
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16
It’s Fun to Eat at the rYeMCA Burger
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(Comes on rye with mustard, cheese, and avocado)
739 votes
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17
Pablano Picasso Burger
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(Comes with poblano peppers)
718 votes
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18
Grandpa Muenster Burger
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(10% Senior Discount on a burger with Muenster cheese)
649 votes
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19
Freedom of Choys Burger
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(Comes with Bok Choy)
541 votes
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20
New Bacon-ings
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(Comes with bacon)
753 votes
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21
Home for the Challah-Days Burger
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(Comes on a challah Roll)
579 votes
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22
Take a Leek Burger
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(Comes with Sautéed Leeks)
526 votes
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23
A Leek of Their Own Burger
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736 votes
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24
Don’t Go Brocking My Heart Burger
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(Comes with broccoli and artichoke hearts)
647 votes
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25
Papaya Was a Rolling Stone Burger
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697 votes
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26
The Child Molester
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(Comes with Candy)
1,092 votes
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27
Blondes Have More Fun-Gus Burger
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(Comes with mushrooms)
540 votes
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28
The Six Scallion Dollar Man Burger
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520 votes
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29
I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings
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681 votes
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30
Paranormal Pepper-Jack-Tivity Burger
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(Comes with Pepper Jack Cheese)
696 votes
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31
Tarragon in Sixty Seconds Burger
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489 votes
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32
Top Bun Burger
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(Comes on our best seven-grain bun)
426 votes
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33
The Longest Chard Burger
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462 votes
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34
Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger
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(Comes with Sharp Cheddar)
474 votes
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35
Who Wants to Be a Scallionaire Burger
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404 votes
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36
Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger
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432 votes
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37
Sgt. Poblano Pepper Lonely Artichoke Hearts Club Burger
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470 votes
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38
Sit and Spinach Burger
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409 votes
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39
The Cauliflower’s Cumin From Inside the House Burger
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(Comes with Cauliflower and Cumin)
541 votes
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40
Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger
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404 votes
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41
To Err Is Cumin Burger
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393 votes
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42
Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger
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(Comes with jicama)
366 votes
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43
Curd-fect Strangers Burger
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(Comes with Cheese Curds)
321 votes
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44
The Roquefort Files Burger
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(Comes with Roquefort cheese)
311 votes
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45
Human Polenta-Pede Burger
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385 votes
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46
Butterface Burger
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322 votes
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47
Weekend at Bearnaise Burger
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40 votes
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48
Blue Is the Warmest Cheese Burger
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(Comes with blue cheese)
315 votes
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49
These Collards Don’t Run Burger
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368 votes
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50
Good Night and Good Leek Burger
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293 votes
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51
Chile Relleno-You-Didn’t Burger
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325 votes
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52
Top Butt Burger
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(Your Face Looks Like a Butt)
340 votes
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53
Tunami Burger
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289 votes
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54
The Silentil Night Burger
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(Comes with lentils)
262 votes
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55
The Catch Me If You Cran Burger
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(served with cranberry sauce)

45 votes
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56
She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Plantain Burger
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(Comes with Plantains)
258 votes
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57
Edward James Olive-Most Burger
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296 votes
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58
Run Gorgonzola Run Burger
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(Made with Gorgonzola)
259 votes
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59
When Harry Met Salumi Burger
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44 votes
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60
Krauted House Burger
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260 votes
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