Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
Jon Favreau: Happy Hogan
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Quotes
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Happy Hogan : You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music.
['Back in Black' by AC/DC plays]
Peter Parker : Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!
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Peter Parker : Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.
Happy Hogan : Yeah, I miss him too. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know you were gonna be here after he was gone.
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Happy Hogan : I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt!
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Happy Hogan : Heads-up. Nick Fury's calling you.
[Peter notices his phone ringing]
Peter Parker : I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury.
Happy Hogan : Answer the phone.
Peter Parker : Why?
Happy Hogan : Because if you don't talk to him, I have to talk to him. I don't want to talk to him.
[Peter declines Fury's call]
Happy Hogan : You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
Peter Parker : I gotta go.
Happy Hogan : You do not ghost Nick Fury!
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Happy Hogan : I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!
MJ : Who are you?
Happy Hogan : I work with Spider-Man!
Flash Thompson : You work for Spider-Man?
Happy Hogan : I work *with* Spider-Man, not *for* Spider-Man!
[jet is suddenly destroyed]
Happy Hogan : New plan!
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Peter Parker : What's your password?
Happy Hogan : Password.
Peter Parker : No, what is your password?
Happy Hogan : Password. The word spelled out.
Peter Parker : You're head of security and your password is "password"?
Happy Hogan : I don't feel good about it either.
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Happy Hogan : [after throwing a shield like Captain America at a drone but misses badly] How does Cap do that?
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Peter Parker : Happy, is that you?
Happy Hogan : Is it me? Yeah, of course it's me!
Peter Parker : Stop! Tell me something only you would know!
Happy Hogan : Only I would know... Uh... Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles but I could tell by the price that it was an adult film at the front desk, and you didn't know how I knew...
Peter Parker : Ok ok! Stop!
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Peter Parker : Uh, I have like a sixth sense.
Happy Hogan : The Peter-Tingle!
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Flash Thompson : I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.
Happy Hogan : Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.
Flash Thompson : Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!
MJ : If you saved us, why are we about to die?
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Happy Hogan : [To the children he is protecting] No-one dies on my watch.
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Happy Hogan : Hey, sorry I'm late.
May Parker : Happy! Hey.
Happy Hogan : Oh, you look lovely.
May Parker : Thank you, you too.
Happy Hogan : Thank you. New dress?
May Parker : Uh, yeah. Yes, it is. That's a new beard.
Happy Hogan : It's my blip beard, because I grew it in a blip. Blip beard.
May Parker : I see.
Spider-Man : What just happened?
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Happy Hogan : Nobody could live up to Tony, not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place.
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Peter Parker : I've face a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?
Happy Hogan : Yes.
May Parker : Not really.
Happy Hogan : What? I think...
May Parker : It's a summer fling.
Happy Hogan : Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead.
May Parker : I still don't know where it's going to go. Anywhere. On or off.
Happy Hogan : And to share with people...
May Parker : But we'll always be friends, no matter what.
Peter Parker : I'm going to go, because I've got a date. Uh, bye.
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Happy Hogan : [to Spider-Man] Stay sticky!