Once Bitten (1985)

Skip Lackey: Russ

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• Mark Kendall : What was that scene in the shower all about?

  Russ : That's the thanks I get for trying to help out a friend?

  Mark Kendall : Oh you're a big help, thanks a lot. Did it ever occur to you guys that maybe you could've asked me?

  Jamie : Oh my God!

  Russ : She told us to look!

  Jamie : I knew it! I knew it, we enjoyed it!

  Russ : Would you shut up? Just shut up!

  Jamie : No that's it! We're homos! We're rump-rangers!

• Jamie : This is terrible. I can't believe this happened.

  Russ : Most humiliating experience of my life!

  Jamie : This is awful. This is the suckiest thing that could ever happen! The whole school thinks we're... gay!

  Russ : Don't be such a twerp! Our past histories speak for themselves. No one's going to think we're gay.

  Jamie : I don't have a past history, okay? And neither do you! This is it. We might as well move in together and get his-and-his towels.

  Russ : Hey who cares what those assholes think?

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  Russ : What were they doing in the showers in the first place?

  Jamie : *They* were washing. *We* were enacting a prison rape scene.

• Russ : Tell us what happened, man! Blow by beautiful blow! Did you undress her slowly? Like first, revealing big lucious magoombas?

  Jamie : Did she have any tattoos or scars or anything?

  Mark Kendall : I told you I don't remember! If you guys are so interested in my sexual failures, why don't you go have a few of your own?

• Russ : Hi. I'm Russ, and I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy surfing, candlelit dinners, and Tolstoi. Listen: I'm a mature person and you're a mature person, so why don't we just skip all the bullshit, get rid of our inhibitions, and DO what we really wanna DO?