Sanford and Son (1972–1978)
Hal Williams: Officer 'Smitty' Smith
Quotes
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[Julio has been robbed overnight, and Fred saw the robbers but is refusing to cooperate]
Officer Smith : Mr. Sanford, by turning these men in, you give them the opportunity to be rehabilitated.
Fred Sanford : Yeah, but that'll give them the opportunity to have me decapitated!
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Officer Smith : Relax, he's cool.
Officer Swanhauser : The report does not confirm body temperature.
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Officer Smith : [Smitty's partner reads Miranda rights to a man accused by Grady of stealing a radio, but the man shows a purchase receipt to Smitty] Hopkins?
Officer Hopkins : Yeah?
Officer Smith : Remain silent!
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Officer Hopkins : Well, we better divide.
Officer Smith : That's SPLIT!