Leslie Jones Quotes

“Dad” I said, “Richard is the bomb. He has a truck. He also has a fish tank, cable, a futon, and a VCR.” “You dumb-ass muthafucka,” Dad said, “you have a VCR. So you already got what this muthafucka got and more.”
― Leslie Jones, Leslie F*cking Jones

“Some of the stories about my childhood is vague, because a bitch is 55 and I've smoked a lot of weed.”
― Leslie Jones, Leslie F*cking Jones: A Memoir