Cigars Quotes

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
― George Burns

“A cigar is a sort of thing, not exactly a pleasure, but the crown and outward sign of pleasure.”
― Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.”
― Mark Twain, Autobiography of Mark Twain: Volume 1, Reader's Edition

“First dentistry was painless.
Then bicycles were chainless,
Carriages were horseless,
And many laws enforceless.
Next cookery was fireless,
Telegraphy was wireless,
Cigars were nicotineless,
And coffee caffeineless.
Soon oranges were seedless,
The putting green was weedless,
The college boy was hatless,
The proper diet fatless.
New motor roads are dustless,
The latest steel is rustless,
Our tennis courts are sodless,
Our new religion--godless.”
― Arthur Guiterman

“Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin

"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom”
― Bill Watterson, There's Treasure Everywhere

“I can’t bear the smell of cigars, can you?” said Lady Partridge.

“Lionel hates it too,” murmured Rachel. As did Nick, to whom the dry lavatorial stench of cigars signified the inexplicable confidence of other men’s tastes and habits, and their readiness to impose them on their fellows.”
― Alan Hollinghurst, The Line of Beauty

“An ad for cigars appears in 100,000 newspapers; sales of that brand increase by 3% for a short time thereafter. A new play receives a viciously negative review in a theatrical journal that prints 500 copies; the playwright shoots himself. Who’s the better writer?”
― Jason Lutes

“I prefer to think of it as burning down their crops. [when asked why he - a fervent anti-Communist - smoked Cuban cigars]”
― Gen. Alexander Haig

“Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.”
― Stephen King, 11/22/63

“Have you not reason then to be ashamed and to forbear this filthy novelty, so basely grounded, so foolishly received and so grossly mistaken in the right use thereof. In your abuse thereof sinning against God harming yourselves both in person and goods, and raking also thereby the marks and notes of vanity upon you by the custom thereof making yourselves to be wondered at by all foreign civil nations and by all strangers that come among you to be scorned and held in contempt; a custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.”
― King James I of England - VI of Scotland

“We smoked fat cigars by the campfire and they tasted like wood and ash. The inhale and exhale was exciting. Blowing smoke rings in the calm forest air was followed by a deep swallow of cheap beer, and this too was exciting. There was no judgment in the wild, and so indulgences were plentiful. There were no regulators here and we were free to indulge in the deep intoxications that made our minds free.”
― Daniel J. Rice, The UnPeopled Season: Journal from a North Country Wilderness

“The need for nicotine is stronger than the rules of a men.”
― Mladen Đorđević, Svetioničar - Pritajeno zlo

“Some few large men sat in the front parlors (...), Uncles almost certainly, trying their new cigars, holding them out judiciously at arms’ length, returning them to their mouths, coughing, then holding them out again as though waiting for the explosion;”
― Dylan Thomas, A Child's Christmas in Wales

“Cigars are society. They are the food you eat and the bed where you sleep. They are the clothes you wear and the shoes on your feet. Cigars are, at the very least, responsible for everything you and I have.”
― Mark McGinty, The Cigar Maker

“It’s hard to evoke Bill Clinton without thinking of sex, strangely. Almost more than anything, that’s his legacy. That shit he did with the cigar was just too fuckin’ wild.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“A good poem or poet
is like a good cigar or a
good whiskey. Everyone
Has their own preferences.”
― R.M. Engelhardt, OF SPIRIT, ASH & BONE POEMS PARABLES R.M. ENGELHARDT

“Sandecker picked out a cigar from a humidor on the bedside table and lit it. Even though the trade embargo with Cuba had been lifted in 1985, he still preferred the milder flavor and looser wrap of a Honduras over the Havana. He always felt that a good cigar kept the world at bay.”
― Clive Cussler, Night Probe!

“As I got older, I discovered the profound joy of setting aside time for a cigar—it’s pure ME time. I find peace and clarity in those moments, a cherished peaceful escape from the chaos. There’s something deeply magical about savouring a fine cigar, a chance to unwind, reflect, and reconnect with myself.”
― George Stamatis

“His knowledge of nice was more or less limited to which end you use to cut your cigar”
― Mike Carey, Vicious Circle

“His knowledge of knives was more or less limited to which end you use to cut your cigar”
― Mike Carey, Vicious Circle