Nicholas Smith: Reverend Clement Hedges
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Reverend Clement Hedges : To kill such a creature will require nerves of steel, and... a bullet.
[lightning strikes]
Lord Victor Quartermaine : A bullet?
[lightning strikes]
Reverend Clement Hedges : A bullet!
[lightning strikes]
Lord Victor Quartermaine : A bull...
[lightning strikes]
Lord Victor Quartermaine : Oh!
[closes the window]
Lord Victor Quartermaine : What kind of bullet?
Reverend Clement Hedges : A bullet... of pure gold.
Lord Victor Quartermaine : Gold?
Reverend Clement Hedges : Yes... 24 "carrot"!
[chuckles nervously]
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Reverend Clement Hedges : This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
[Omninous organ music plays]
PC McIntosh : [to the organ player] Hey, give over!
[Organ player stops]
PC McIntosh : You're mental.
Reverend Clement Hedges : And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
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[Victor is dangling by his braces from a weather-vane with his bare buttocks showing]
Reverend Clement Hedges : Beware the moon!
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Reverend Clement Hedges : I have a hunch this is going to be a night to remember!
Mr. Growbag : I just have a hunch.
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Lord Victor Quartermaine : Vicar! Vicar! Oh, where the devil is he?
Reverend Clement Hedges : Do you want to confess?
Lord Victor Quartermaine : I want to talk to you about... The beast.
[lightning strikes]
Reverend Clement Hedges : Everything you need to know is inside this book.
Lord Victor Quartermaine : Nun Wrestling?
Reverend Clement Hedges : No I meant this book.
[lays a book on the table]
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Reverend Clement Hedges : Hello? Is anyone there?
[Were-Rabbit lets out an enormous belch]
Reverend Clement Hedges : Mrs. Mulch?
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Reverend Clement Hedges : Protect and nourish the frail and the weak, O Lord. Let them grow big and strong under Thy loving care.
[Pull back to show him "blessing" his vegetables]
Reverend Clement Hedges : In fact, let them grow bigger and stronger than anyone else's, so that the first prize might be mine. Amen.
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[after both of Victor's shots miss]
Lord Victor Quartermaine : [Grabbing the Reverend] Quick! I need another gold bullet!
Reverend Clement Hedges : They don't come cheap, you know!
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Reverend Clement Hedges : Beware! Beware the beast within!
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[Wallace and Gromit have captured a rabbit]
Reverend Clement Hedges : Bless you Anti-Pesto! With you out there protecting our veg, the most important event of the year is safe.
Mrs. Mulch : Yeah, and I hope they give them pests what's comin' to them and all.
Reverend Clement Hedges : Amen to that, Mrs. Mulch!
