1997 April 29, Marky P, “Ian Coyle is a self-important little cunt. Discuss.”, in rec.arts.tv.uk.comedy[1] (Usenet):
Within this fine palace of a programme lived a snivelly jumped up wankfart called Mssr.Coyle and he lived in the insignificant realm of the video reviews.
2002 November 25, Lucifer-V8, “New Falcon / Commodore too powerful?”, in aus.cars[2] (Usenet):
This Kim really has his arse wedge up between an elephant buttocks looking for gold nuggets! ¶ What a wankfart!
2006 December 1, Peter J Ross, “RESULT: news.groups.proposals will be created”, in news.groups[3] (Usenet):
But a wankfart from a self-appointed gang of net.vandals thinks otherwise.
The tramp-thumping boffin impersonator was named Joseph Connagh but actually thought that CJ de Mooi (which means smug wankfart in Ancient Greek or something) would be way cooler and has used the ridiculous moniker ever since.