dung funnel

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Noun

dung funnel (plural dung funnels)

1. (slang, vulgar) The anus.
   • 1991, New Contrast, volume 19, page 105:

     We grew the neatest May bush in the world: neater than lay-bys during the struggle; neater than patriotic slogans furled; than rat-packs yet to be rummaged in; drill parades after threats by the RSM to "Stick this yardstick up your dung-funnel"; […]

   • 2012, John Niven, Kill Your Friends, page 237:

     I am up to my nuts in her dung funnel. 'I . . .' 'Please keep fucking me up the arse.' I resume. 'No! No!' she starts screaming again, really enjoying it now.