User:Susiekins

Hi. I'm kind of a hippy, I like crafts, hand-made fashions, and peace, but I also value daily showers, and money...go figure. I make a lot of hemp/ macrame stuff and I sew too.Sometimes I buy plain white wool and dye it with Kool-Aid, then I knit pencil bags, purses and belts, which I put in the washing machine and felt. I also like to make funky scarves, right now I have 31 of them hanging on my wall, Maybe I should sell them Hmmm... I love horses, I have been riding since I was eight. I have an 18 year old TB, named Brownie. This one time, I got thrown and he stood on my face. I wanted to get a dueling scare, but instead I got some roadrash and a lop-sidded Dick Cheney smile that lasted about a week. I am a really liberal person which can be a real problem in Wyoming, which is almost as red as the White House. I figure it's better to be a bleeding heart than to have no heart at all I and I am not the kind of person to abandon my beliefs in order to avoid trouble ( Igot that from my parents who are real hippies my mother got tear-gassed at the Chicago DNC riot and my father organized labor unions for immigant workers) so when I am not being insulted for my values, listening to people talk about how brilliant Smirk is or hearing words like gay and jewish be used as insults I manage to do okay! Someday I want to be a powerful Super hero. Mostly because I want to have an arch nemesis. Think about it, how many people get to say, "Yeah I've had a arch nemesis for about 8 years now" or "Mom, Dad I want you to meet Morfan he's my enemy and we're a great pair."I am Chicago native living in rural Wyoming.

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