User:Optimuschris
Optimuschris[edit | edit source]
Optimuschris does not transform into anything. He is not interested in saving the planet from giant robots. He does not want to see your fanfic. He does however have a penchant for not wearing pants.
Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization
Things I've peed on.
170.158.106.19 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) was so impressed with me, he wrote this in my honor! Obviously the Philistines around here had to delete it immediately, vanity they said. I saved a copy though because my ego demands it.
So I don't forget.[edit | edit source]
HowTo:Featured, {{HowTo:TotD}} and HowTo:Recent
These things make me laugh.[edit | edit source]
Then again, so does video of dudes getting kicked in the nuts. Meh. You decide.
- UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs
- That Gray Thing on the Back of Your Screen
- A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid (Great 'net version of the classic joke)
- The fact that you don't want a poodle
- I loved this: [1] but it got chopped. Eh, what do I know?
- Intelligent Design
- Cowboy Bebop
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation
- Alliteration -Brilliant!
- Page with no links
- Dan Kwon
- Old hippie chick who's always collecting money
- There isn't any
- Brittany Hensel
- Recreational Whaling Alright, so its just a title. Still makes me laugh.
Random Shit[edit | edit source]
UnNews:God declares Fargo a test area for disasters as blizzard hits
User:RAHB/Fantastic Jokes and Other Reverted Humor
User:Optimuschris/21days thanks
http://stories-n-shit.blogspot.com/
http://playing-dice.blogspot.com
Template-Impersonal thanks.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog
I are teh writer what is good with words and stuff[edit | edit source]
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This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
IC Articles I contributed to causing them to not be featured[edit | edit source]
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Colonization: Barack Obama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: Wikipedia This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: Singapore This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: You This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Also this crap[edit | edit source]
Why?:Can't Anybody Drive in this Town?
These things[edit | edit source]
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 16 years, 11 months and 27 days. |
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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess. |
This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. |
This user is a member of the Society for Misspelling Philantropy …Because the silent "H" is the loneliest letter… |
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