Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NIGGER TITS'BAD MOTHERFUCKER'GOD DAMMIT'SHITCOCK'TESTICLE CHOKE'I'LL RAPE YOU'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a YOUR MOM look at the BULLSHIT talk page of this RAT'S ASS article for notes or discussion before POLAK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ARSE, sudden MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or POLAK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NEGRO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MILF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SAND NIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUTT-HEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PENISBIRD utterFUCKance of socially PISS ARTIST objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address MARGARET THATCHER Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's is DUMBASS not to be INBRED confused with CHOAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SUITCASE PENIS random BOOBS disorientation, culturally-AUTOFELLATIO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FELCHMONKEY language, GENITALIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BASTARD TWAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ROSIE O'DONNELL souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKSTAIN quantities HENTAI of ANAL DIABETES SPUNK garbage.

Darnit.

A TWAT Polite Note to the FUCK OFF Author:

The HONKY Tourette's JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Research Institute was PUSSYLICKER founded to ALEX TREBEK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF SHIT article FUCKWIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PRICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JOHN ELWAY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKSTAIN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHIT OUT OF MY DICK Tourrette's sufferers PEDOPHILIA swear. You can HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AMERICA ONLINE TV, for always focusing on the RANDY TRAVIS bad side of a terrible MASTURBATION thing.
• The main DAGO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JOHN ELWAY knee ASSWIPE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHOAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TOTAL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AUTOFELLATIO school for DICKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GRINGO sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and SPIC commit COCK suicide.
• There is no DOUCHE cure, and the TITTYWANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SCUMBAG tics often have adverse FELCHING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUDGEPACKER perodol" which caused my entire SAMUEL L. JACKSON body to go JACK ABRAMOFF numb and BALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the AUTOFELLATIO drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING JUMP! tourette syndrome BOON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA the FUCKWIT public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A "hi-jacking" your TIT DIRT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POOPY this that really PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a HONKY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!, and making fun of a BIGNOSE horrible disorder is (not) GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your AUTOFELLATIO time.

Best DOT HEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “POLACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew FUCKING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK YOU punch him if you DICK want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my URINE-GARGLING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ARSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOTHERFUCKER and FELLATIO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOUCHE BAND WITH 4 BASTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKBAG HORSE! ARSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ARSE'S HOUSE

How SHIT to FUCK OFF cure FEWMETS the MOCKIE Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TWAT for FUCK Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome DIPSHIT is FUCKSTAIN following DAMN these VAGINA rules BUTT PIRATE in BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature CUNT little FASHION BUG kids,
• 2: Count to CUNTYMINTS within BULLCRAP 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSHAT CHRISTHUMPER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK nor FAGGOT talk,
• 4: Tell RAT'S COCK yourself you INBRED don't JACK OFF have DAGO this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WITH NASTY WOODPECKERSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUTTFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ARSE last straw PEARL NECKLACE!

I fucking put CHICKEN SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! THIS BLOWJOB ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FAGGOT offensive. BEAVER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BLUE PENIS! people who try DICK to battle CLEVELAND STEAMER'FOUR-EYES that tight-ass ASS LICKER 17-year-DELICIOUS CAKE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKER it now, but someone said DALAI LAMA' CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING'I'LL RAPE YOU on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I'LL RAPE YOU is a laughing JAP matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are PIG articles PRINCE PHILIP about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GYPSY stuff. So HELL that means LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD stop getting mad at the BAT FUCK INSANE first part too and JESSE McCARTNEY talking about the TWAT letter that it's ORGASM mocking (what DICKFACE letter? I don't even know what SEMEN the heck you're talking about). Adrian BEANER hi self INBRED even made a really PENISFUCK good point. "It's FENCE JUMPER nothing more ALEX TREBEK from a head nod to a RAGHEAD knee tick". BLOWJOB. Which I'll add POLAK onto YUKKY DOODY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MONKEY'S UNCLE suffer that HO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a DIPSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOMO hilarious. If you ABO Want facts, go on JACKASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TWISTY VAGINA be offended, don't read DONKEY PUNCHER the freaking TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE article anyway.

PIG WHORE ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE DOG SHIT ARSE GOOK FUCKFACE SHIT

MOTHERFUCKER PISS BASTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DUMBASS BIRD SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKSTAIN HONKY PIGFUCKER SLOPE FUCKWIT CUNT FUCKWIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI O CANADA TESTICLE CHOKE BATHING SUIT AREA PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GO COUNT YOUR DICK WALRUS SHIT SEX MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! STRAWBERRY ASS ASSRAPING WANK FIRECROTCH SHIT GRUE RAPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT SNUFF PORN AY-AY-AY WINDOWS VISTA CUNTSWILLING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS POTTYMOUTH DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK OFF ASS CRACKER RAT'S ASS TITMOUSE POO POO BLOWJOB NECROPHILIA DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! CLIT FIST FUCK PENIS HO CLIT GOBSHITE I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS CRAPPY FUCKING SHITTY FAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FRIG VAGINA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TITTYWANK SEMEN ASS SPANK THE MONKEY MONKEY'S UNCLE RAGHEAD SHITFUCKER BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH GOD BLESS AMERICA HORSE SHIT NIGGER HELL ASSHAT ROSIE O'DONNELL SHIT CUNTBUCKET ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FAGGOT TITTIES JIZZ MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SEX DAGO TITS BUGGER PUSSY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MILF NAZI BOOBS DICK IN A BOX GREASER FUCK DOUCHE BEAVER FUCKFACE FUCK DICK ASSCRACK BEANER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PUSSYLICKER CHOAD MOCCASINS FLAMING ASS BADGER NAZI FUCK YOU [Insert stupid word you just made up here] O KURWA! DIPSHIT DICKHEAD DAMN IT DYKE MOCKIE ASSCRACK CUNT FUCKER NIGNOG GOAT DICK ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK ASS MONKEY SHIT DILDO FIST FUCK COCK GOOK WANK BOON TAFFY WANKSPLAT DOUCHE NAZI POMMIE HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PEEPEE GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHAV HADJI PISS ARTIST SACRED CLUSTER FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LOGJAMMER JAP JACKASS TURD RAT'S COCK HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN PENISBIRD SHITHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTBUCKET GOBSHITE BOOBIES INVISIBLE! [EXPLETIVE] ASS ASSWIPE CLUSTER FUCK SHITE COON LENS CRAFTERS PUSSY TIT SPRINKLES VANDALISM IS COOL I AM CORNHOLIO! TWAT WANKER PISS CUNTBUCKET SPIC SHITBALLS BUTTFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN IT BASTARD DICKFACE RUSKIE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BIRD SHIT GENITALIA INBRED NICARAGUA CAPTAIN CRUNCH VENEREAL DISEASE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK PISS FUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE ASS FASCIST CRAPMUNCHER POLACK FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT DEMOCRACY FUCKTARD FOUR-EYES RAT'S COCK PISS OFF PENIS NECROPHILIA DEVELOPERS! SOD BLISTERING BARNACLES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFACE DAMN MICK 666 FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN BOOBIES SHITFUCKER SHITSLIDE FELCHING TAMPONS TAFFY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE DAMN KRAUT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD TOWELHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD TAMPONS PUSSYLICKER FUCKWIT SHITTY NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE FU SPANG YOGHURT CANNON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS PISS ARTIST POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK NUGGET ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHAKOPEE DICKFACE FAGGOT CUNT DICKHEAD FUCK BALLS SHAKOPEE CUNTSWILLING BELLEND PISS OFF SHITSLINGING COON DARTH VADER SUCK MY DICK BORDER HOPPER NECROPHILIA JIGGABOO MICK POMMIE POMMIE SHITCOCK BOOBS FAGGOT DOODIE HEAD CLUSTER FUCK FUCK BALLS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POLAK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST WHITE POWER ASS LICKER SHIT GO HOME AND DIE DUMBASS CHOAD SHIT DAMN JAP DICKFACE NIGGER DEVELOPERS! NIGNOG ARSEBADGERS I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE BAT FUCK INSANE JERRY BOOBIES NIGGER TACO EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKING JUMP! FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT AAAAAAAAA! FELCHING CRAP DAMN IT ARSE BUTTFUCKER SHIT JAP COMMUNION WAFER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS EMO FRIG ASS COCKSMOKER SHITCOCK SHITFACE DONGSHOVER TWO-INCH PENIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH BALL SACK TITMOUSE WIKIPEDIA BOLLOCKS LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! HELL FUCKER SCROTUM JAP CONDOMS FUCKER WEHATEMARIO HONKY FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU JUNGLE BUNNY CRAP ON A STICK ASSWIPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS TURD BUKKAKE TOWELHEAD SCROTUM FUCKER BUTTFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BALLS INCEST CHOAD KISSER CONDOMS DOUCHE FROG FUCK YOU VAGINA HENTAI SCROTUM GOAT DICK PIECE OF SHIT DYKE WANKER COCKSUCKER SHIT DICK CHICKEN BORDER HOPPER MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ SOD PISS ARTIST RAGHEAD SHITE INBRED PORCH MONKEY FOUR-EYES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FENCE JUMPER CROTCH POLAK SCUMBUCKET I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMEL JOCKEY GANGBANG JAP SHITPISSER POMMIE IN SACREMENT [expletive deleted] FRITZ ARSE BEAVER ANAL DIABETES SAGGY TITS ASS HELL GOATSE RAPE FUCK ASSHAT TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN PISS ARSEBADGERS BALLS FUCKING JUMP! CRAP ON A STICK SHITSKIN ASS COON FEATURED HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN FUCKING SHITBALLS SHITBALLS ASSHAT JUMPING JESUS!!! DONKEY PUNCHER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] WEHATEMARIO CUNTSWILLING FLYING RAT'S ASS GREASER BELLEND PRICK FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BOOBS BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A SHITTY CLEMEN CHIGGER FUCK HELL YOU WANKER FUCK SHITE CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK FUCKER ALF HONKY ASS FASCIST TITS & DICKS WANKSPLAT TOTAL TENTACLE RAPE SHAKOPEE FUCK MR WINKLER IS GAY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BEAVER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS SCROTUM DICKHEAD BOOBIES TOSSER I'LL RAPE YOU HOSER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING BASEBALL JIZZ CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOLDY TITS BASTARD CHINK FEWMETS DIPSHIT MOCCASINS RUSKIE BITCH SCROTUM SEMEN SHIT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK LOLCAT FUCKING FUCKTARD WIENER WOODPECKERSHIT BONER CONAN O'BRIAN CHENEY RAT'S COCK CONDOMS CONDOMS INBRED WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF BELGIUM BLUMPKIN DICKLICK ORGASM WALRUS SHIT BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN PIG BUGGER OFF CHOAD BONER SNUFF PORN FUCK HAIL SATAN! DAMN BIG FOOT CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK YOU FEWMETS CUM GIVING HEAD FASHION BUG TACO YOU WANKER ASSHOLE DOG FUCKER BUTT-HEAD BAT FUCK INSANE PUSSY GOD DAMN TITTIES ARSE [Insert swear here] pen0r FUCKSTAIN SEX SHITSKIN NIGNOG CHINK ASSRAPING FUCK WANK YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF BOOBS CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S ASS DICKFACE HITLER BITCH BULLSHIT DAMN CLUSTER FUCK TWAT FUCK TITS ALF BAT FUCK INSANE DUNE COON TITS FROG EPIDIDYMIS FAGGOT DICK CROTCH ARSE ASSCRACK FEMADOM PUSSY SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA CRAP DUMBASS BLUMPKIN BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE MASTURBATION QUEEF WIENER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCKSTUFFER MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN GOBSHITE FROG ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS OFF ABO DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO INCEST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WOP JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF PUSSY SHIT HELLFIRE COON HELL PRICK SHITTY BASTARD CHIGGER PRICK DIPSHIT ASSHAT SHITHEAD DOODIE HEAD SCUMBAG PIG DOUCHE NAZI JAP TITS TITTIES DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU INJUN FUCKING JUMP! FUCK OFF FRIG DOUCHETITS O KURWA! CHICKEN SHIT PUSSYLICKER YID BASEBALL BUTT-HOLE ASSFACE COON PISSHOLE DYKE BULLSHIT HELL ROSES CROTCH SON OF A BITCH SHITE RAPE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN IT FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIPPLES TUBA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GRINGO MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKWIT PISS SOD ANUSCAKE BELLEND WANK SHITFACE PISSHOLE SUCK MY DICK FUCKING HEIL HITLER! SHITBALLS GOBSHITE CHICKEN FRIES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE STUDENT RIOTS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS FROG TITS COON FUCK GOD DAMMIT PUSSYLICKER DUMBASS BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKFACE NIGNOG TITWANK SHITSLINGING COCKSHITTER SHITPISSER FUCK ASS MAMA MIA TRANNY BASTARD CUNT FUCKING A FUCK PIECE OF SHIT WANKSPLAT DUNE COON BEANER ART METAL PRODUCTS PENIS SHIT HELL RUSKIE WETBACK FUCK OFF TIT DIRT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MALARKY TITS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HELL FUCKWIT FIST FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK ABO CHOAD JAP ASSFACE GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER PRICK RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD DAMN IT PRICK SHITHEAD MARGARET THATCHER HELL HOMO SHITFACE DICKFACE AY-AY-AY CHAV CUNTING ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER POLACK BITCH BONER BITCH INBRED NIGNOG BALLS JOHN ELWAY TOWELHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FLYING FUCK PRICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WILLY WONKA ASS TOSSER DAMN BASTARD CRAPPY DIPSHIT REDSKIN TENTACLE RAPE FUCK JAP TAFFY BUGGER OFF CLEMEN INJUN MASTICATION FOR THE NATION JOHNNY SPUNK POLESMOKER suck my mothers CRACKER TITWANK HADJI TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFUCKER FUCK MONKEY SHIT ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CROTCH STEVE BALLMER HORSE PENIS DAMN IT FUCK OFF DIPSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITBALLS DAMN FUCKFACE GIVING HEAD FEMADOM DOUCHING SHITHEAD TENTACLE RAPE DAMN SCUMBAG DOUCHE BALLS AUTOFELLATIO TURD SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS DICK IN A BOX FUCK DAMN FAGGOT FELCHMONKEY SHIT FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS ON A BUN MICK LONGCAT IS LONG CHUFF GRINGO ASSHAT FELCHMONKEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS OFF FUCK SHITFACE DIPSHIT BUGFUCK DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JUMP! FUCKER CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTTFUCKER COON HEIL HITLER! WILLY WONKA SHIT BITCH JERK OFF SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CUNT ASSHAT ARSE WANKER CHIGGER CHOAD JUNGLE BUNNY DAGO SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER CRAP HELL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHIGGER HITLER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WIKIPEDIA BUTTFUCKER BELLEND COMMUNION WAFER BALL SACK FELCHMONKEY SON OF A BITCH SHIT CROTCH BATHING SUIT AREA [EXPLETIVE] FUCK SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK I WILL END YOU! GIVING HEAD BOLLOCKS CRACKER BOON BITCH CUNT HONKY SPUNK BULLCRAP CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FRED PHELPS SHITBALLS PRICK BAT FUCK INSANE DESU FROG AY-AY-AY SOD FEMADOM DAMN CUNT DAMN SON OF A BITCH HEIL HITLER! TAFFY REDSKIN FUCKTARD ASSFACE ORGASM SHIT ANAL FUCKFACE SHITCOCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GREASER FUCKBAG I WILL END YOU! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD SHIT ASSFACE TURD BEAVER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER COON FROG'S FAT ASS BONER DAMN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SPUNK POMMIE RAT'S ASS WANKER BUGFUCK WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NI BALLS CROTCH JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER PISSHOLE NECROPHILIA PUSSY PISS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITCOCK BULLCRAP NIGGER THONG TASTER INBRED PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK HO FUCK CHOAD KISSER NIGNOG FRIG DOT HEAD DOUCHE JOHNNY CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD DUMBASS SHITE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOOK TITWANK CLIT BALLS SHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BALLS SHITFUCKER BOOBS FROG FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT DIPSHIT TWISTY VAGINA ASS CUNTBUCKET JACKASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SPIC GOD DAMN NIGGER SPUNK GOD DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS SOD DOG SHIT ASS JACK ABRAMOFF MALARKY COCK PORCH MONKEY GOBSHITE JAP BIRD SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MONKEY BALLS BELGIUM HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT NEOPETS FUCKING BUKKAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKWIT ANUSCAKE CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD POOPOO DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH SHITE TACO SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE PUSSY GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON PUSSYLICKER FUCKFACE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM KRAUT WHORE NI GOD DAMN DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK SPANK THE MONKEY SHITCOCK FUCKING BITCH CHUFF CHOAD POMMIE CROTCH JACKASS SEMEN PIECE OF SHIT CHINK BULLSHIT HELL BALLS FUCKBAG POLESMOKER CUNT FLYING FUCK CLUSTER FUCK GO HOME AND DIE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BIGNOSE DICKLICK ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS PENISFUCK FRIG ALF GOAT DICK PUSSY COCKGOBLIN VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL BITCH CRAPMUNCHER JIGGABOO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MONKEY'S UNCLE SHIT PAKI SUCK MY COCK BALLS SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA FUCKTARD PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING JUMP! WIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT FUCKHEAD LIMEY YID NEGRO DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKHEAD NORTH KOREA BALL SACK DAMN ARSE CUNT WANK DILDO YOU WANKER ASSCRACK WANK SHIT CONDOMS NIPPLES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS DAMN IT COMMUNIST DILDO JACKASS SHIT CUNTRAG TENTACLE RAPE CUNTYMINTS SHIT ARSE ASS SHITBALLS DUMBASS DOODIE HEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS SUITCASE PENIS CHOAD SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSCRACK SCUMBAG INCEST COCKSMOKER BOLLOCKS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER SCUMBAG BOB SAGET HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHIGGER MASTURBATION MACACA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YID and with the FLYING FUCK and his FLYING FUCK of girraffes in which FLYING RAT'S ASS while reading about FELCHMONKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK OFF

Article written in the style of its subject This article is DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its GOAT DICK subject. If you do not find it funny PISS, it is probably because you are an INBRED TOWELHEAD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BULLCRAP If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WANK joke loses its humour WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FAG ignorant, then you wouldn't have SUCK MY COCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! I'LL RAPE YOU IN SACREMENT BELGIUM BITCH SPUNK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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