BracketRocket

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BracketRocket

— Wikipedian ♂ —
Name	BracketRocket
Born	Kepler 22b
Name in real life	Quintus Servilius Caepio Brutus
Pronouns	He/Him
Country	Australia
Languages	English (+ 6 more, but can't be bothered to list)
Ethnicity	Cultured
Race	Human
Hair	Black
Eyes	Brown
Handedness	Wrong
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies	Books, Comics, Chess, Stamp Collecting, Harmonica, Piano, Sudoku, Quote collecting, Bicycling, Table Tennis, Cricket, Judo
Politics	Apolitical
Aliases	Brack

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

The Moon’s current phase is 4th quarter, 45% illuminated

This user is interested in Galaxies.

This user can get online. Did you know that?

This user is interested in the Helix Nebula.

This user knows that
Science Matters.

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

This user is fluent in Wingdings.

This user would like to vacation on Mars (one day).

This user knows that
Facts Matter

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits YOU!!

This user knows you just looked behind you!

This user is glad that Pluto never was a planet. 8 is much more streamlined!

This user lives for
science!

This user loves to walk by the moon.

This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.

This user is visiting from an alternate universe.

Hyperbole is destroying the Earth!

The ancestors of this user hunted
mammoth and mastodon.
So how was your day?

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

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This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.

(This user empathises with philosophers who are done with life)

Thank you for your call. A customer service advisor will be with you momentarily.

This user broke their computer.

This user likes chameleons.

This user knows that a monkey typing at a typewriter will write something that will make Shakespeare grovel… eventually.

This user remembers:

Memes Matter

This user believes that common sense trumps all other arguments.

This user really likes old computers.

This user is not of this world.

Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

This user is likes Impossible Objects.^†

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

YOUThis user dies a little inside whenever they see the word you in an article.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

?!This user has flipped.

This user enjoys the works of Ray Bradbury.

Info
boxThis user believes that all articles should have an infobox.

This user enjoys the works of Rudyard Kipling.

This user LOVES black holes!

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

This user is a Twainiac.

This user would like to wish you a safe and prepared Velociraptor Awareness Day.

This user knows that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

This user would rather not have their atoms ripped apart by a magnetar.

1.618... This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick.

KILROY WAS HERE!

This user believes that
guns are for wimps.
Throw an axe instead.

The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life.

This user escaped the Backrooms.

This user knows what dark matter is and hates how popular culture misconceives it.

This user is interested in birding.

This editor thinks that all articles should have images and diagrams.

This user is a book collector.

This user clicks the "Show preview" button to avoid making useless mistakes...

This user enjoys classic literature

This user would like to visit the
exoplanet Kepler-22b.

SCI FIThis user loves science fiction.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.