7 Days in Hell is a sports mockumentary directed by Jake Szymanski and written by Murray Miller. The film premiered on July 11, 2015, on HBO[1] and July 8 on HBO Now.[2] The film was inspired by the Isner–Mahut marathon men's singles match at the 2010 Wimbledon Championships.[3]

7 Days in Hell
GenreComedy
Mockumentary
Written byMurray Miller
Directed byJake Szymanski
Starring
Narrated byJon Hamm
Country of originUnited States
Original languageEnglish
Production
Executive producers
ProducerJonathan Buss
CinematographyCraig Kief
Editors
  • Dan Marks
  • Pat Bishop
Running time45 minutes
Original release
NetworkHBO
ReleaseJuly 11, 2015 (2015-07-11)

Plot

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The film is framed as a fictitious HBO Sports documentary incorporating BBC footage. It explores the backgrounds of the competitors Aaron Williams and Charles Poole, two professional tennis players who face off in what becomes the longest match in history.

Aaron Williams is considered "The Bad Boy of Tennis." He is an American orphan who was found on the streets and adopted by Richard Williams, who raised Aaron with his daughters, Venus and Serena. At the 1996 Wimbledon Men's Singles Final, his serve hits a line judge, who dies from a heart attack. Williams the match, pushes Prince Edward at the post-match ceremony, then disappears.

Charles Poole is a British child prodigy, forced into a tennis career by his domineering mother, who threatens to disown him if he loses. On track to become the youngest professional tennis player in history, he appears on Caspian Wint's sports talk show hosted while only 15, telling Wint that he idolizes Williams.

Williams resurfaces in Sweden creating a male underwear line that is discontinued for causing infertility. Williams runs out of funds, descends into pornography and an addiction to PCP, and ends up in prison in Sweden.

Two weeks before the 2001 Wimbledon Championships starts, Poole is asked by a reporter if he is a better player than Williams, he says yes. This comment reaches Williams, who escapes prison and becomes a free man, according to Swedish law.

The All-England Chair Committee, led by the Duke of Kent, refuses to let Williams play. Committee member Edward Pudding, believing that Williams' participation will spike interest for the tournament, convinces the Committee to let the 128th-seeded Williams play the 2nd-seeded Poole.

The night before the match, Poole receives a call from Queen Elizabeth II, who tells him to "win."

On the first day of the match, Poole wins the first set 6–0. Before the second set starts, a thunderstorm suspends play for the rest of the day.

On the second day, a revitalized Williams takes the second and third sets under the influence of cocaine. That night, Poole gets another call from the Queen. She drunkenly shouts expletives and bribes him with a knighthood if he wins.

On the third day, neither Williams and Poole are willing to surrender the match. After eight hours of intense tennis, the match is suspended.

On the fourth day, a female streaker runs onto the court. Williams tries to subdue her, but ends up having hours of sex with her, then has sex with a male streaker, then has a threesome when the female returns; the match is suspended on account of darkness.

Before the fifth day, Williams arranges a press conference to announce he has located his birth father, British singer Engelbert Humperdinck. He claims he will dedicate his performance at Wimbledon to all Englishmen. After darkness again suspends the match, Poole is physically attacked in an elevator by the Queen.

Before the sixth day, Williams is hit by a truck, which is implied to be driven by Poole. Williams leaves the hospital and elects to play with one arm. In the 196th game, with Poole serving 98-97 and triple match point, illusionist David Copperfield appears on Poole's shoulders. Copperfield later claims (with a wink) that he was supposed to appear on the Statue of Liberty. Poole, distracted, fails to win the match in the sixth day.

Before the seventh day, Poole and Williams meet at a joint press conference. Williams reveals that a sex tape of himself and Poole's ex-girlfriend Lily has been leaked, enraging Poole.

The two proceed to the court. Queen Elizabeth is in the royal box, and when the two players challenge each other to fight, she orders the judges to allow them to fight. Poole and Williams charge the net and kill each other after simultaneously hitting one another in the head with their rackets. The two are buried together in the same coffin. The documentary ends with video flashbacks of Poole and Williams praising each other.

Cast

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Also appearing as themselves are David Copperfield, Chris Evert, Filip Hammar, Jim Lampley, John McEnroe, Soledad O’Brien, and Serena Williams.

Broadcast

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The American premiere on HBO on July 11, 2015, was watched by 579,000 viewers.[4] In Australia, the telemovie premiered on August 8, 2015, on Showcase.[5]

Critical reception

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On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 87% of 38 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 7.6/10.[6] Metacritic, which uses a weighted average, assigned the film a score of 67 out of 100, based on 17 critics, indicating "generally favorable" reviews.[7]

See also

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References

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  1. ^ Bibel, Sara (22 June 2015). "'7 Days in Hell' Starring And Samberg & Kit Harington to Premiere Saturday, July 11 on HBO". TV by the Numbers. Archived from the original on 23 June 2015. Retrieved 30 June 2015.
  2. ^ "6 Must-Watch TV Shows and Movies Coming to HBO NOW in July 2015, from 'The Drop' to '7 Days in Hell'". 2 July 2015.
  3. ^ Schilling, Dave (10 July 2015). "Q&A: Andy Samberg Talks HBO's '7 Days in Hell,' Sports Documentaries, and Jon Snow". Grantland. Retrieved 16 July 2015.
  4. ^ Metcalf, Mitch (14 July 2015). "SHOWBUZZDAILY's Top 100 Saturday Cable Originals (& Network Update): 7.11.2015". ShowBuzzDaily. Archived from the original on 15 July 2015. Retrieved 16 July 2015.
  5. ^ Knox, David (15 July 2015). "Airdate: 7 Days in Hell". TV Tonight. Retrieved 16 July 2015.
  6. ^ "7 Days in Hell". Rotten Tomatoes. Fandango Media. Retrieved 14 October 2024.  
  7. ^ "7 Days in Hell". Metacritic. Fandom, Inc. Retrieved 14 October 2024.
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