My persona for yall
Here are some of the rp blogs I have to manage as well
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
Lunar: yall are horizontally challenged now
It runs in the family!!
Lunar: No one runs in your family 💀
Solar: @gremlininthedark biscuit get over here
NSJSOOELDPEPRO YALL ARE THE SAME FAMILY THE FRIENDLY FIRE BRO
Call em big boned-- 💀
Lunar: Im only 5ft what the fuck did you expect?
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
Lunar: yall are horizontally challenged now
It runs in the family!!
Lunar: No one runs in your family 💀
Solar: @gremlininthedark biscuit get over here
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
Anonymous asked:
*picks up by scruff of neck like cat.*
you guys stinky. You need bath.
horizontally challenged cats.
HISSING NOISES!! THEY JUST WANTED TO EAT!!
WE BATHED THREE DAYS AGO! GET OFF!!
Horizontally challenged is crazy 😭
Lunar: Im calling ppl who are overweight that now to see how they react. "Obesity runs in my family" no one runs in your family 💀
Solar: Lunar no 😭
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
You're both big sisters now.... Before you ask: We adopted another set of twins. Or more like....they adopted us. But you have little brothers.
Lunar: Nice
How are you two doing?
Lunar: Very busy
Solar: same as lunar
We can imagine. We have not seen you in some time. Just stay in touch when you can.
They paused.
.....We miss you, Our Terrors.
Lunar: Holidays are coming around so don't worry about that
Good. Perhaps then we can finally meet your own little ones.
Lunar: Do not be surprised if they have 0 survival instincts cause they do. I had to take one of them to the hospital cause she thought coins on a table were yummy and the coins choked her
....... Fucking hell--
Lunar: She has about as much sentience as a peanut atm. Spooks is chaotic, Callisto likes climbing on me and calling me mama daily, Cosmo is mostly well behaved and Slash & Thrash have a thing for sharp objects now. I can't let them run around with scissors
.......That....That sounds like a handful. No wonder you're busy.
Lunar: Solar helps me and Jack does too
Good. They had better help you. We're barely able to keep up with these two boys now. They found a flamethrower today. A FLAMEthrower.
Lunar: Wait you mean to tell me that finding flamethrowers as a kid wasn't normal?
Solar: Killer taught Lunar how to stab when she was like only a few months old. She has nearly killed baby me this way many times I do not remember them but I've been told that by Killer
Lunar: Wait that's not normal either? Shoot I already taught most of my kids how to stab and 4/5 can't even speak yet.
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
You're both big sisters now.... Before you ask: We adopted another set of twins. Or more like....they adopted us. But you have little brothers.
Lunar: Nice
How are you two doing?
Lunar: Very busy
Solar: same as lunar
We can imagine. We have not seen you in some time. Just stay in touch when you can.
They paused.
.....We miss you, Our Terrors.
Lunar: Holidays are coming around so don't worry about that
Good. Perhaps then we can finally meet your own little ones.
Lunar: Do not be surprised if they have 0 survival instincts cause they do. I had to take one of them to the hospital cause she thought coins on a table were yummy and the coins choked her
....... Fucking hell--
Lunar: She has about as much sentience as a peanut atm. Spooks is chaotic, Callisto likes climbing on me and calling me mama daily, Cosmo is mostly well behaved and Slash & Thrash have a thing for sharp objects now. I can't let them run around with scissors
.......That....That sounds like a handful. No wonder you're busy.
Lunar: Solar helps me and Jack does too
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
You're both big sisters now.... Before you ask: We adopted another set of twins. Or more like....they adopted us. But you have little brothers.
Lunar: Nice
How are you two doing?
Lunar: Very busy
Solar: same as lunar
We can imagine. We have not seen you in some time. Just stay in touch when you can.
They paused.
.....We miss you, Our Terrors.
Lunar: Holidays are coming around so don't worry about that
Good. Perhaps then we can finally meet your own little ones.
Lunar: Do not be surprised if they have 0 survival instincts cause they do. I had to take one of them to the hospital cause she thought coins on a table were yummy and the coins choked her
....... Fucking hell--
Lunar: She has about as much sentience as a peanut atm. Spooks is chaotic, Callisto likes climbing on me and calling me mama daily, Cosmo is mostly well behaved and Slash & Thrash have a thing for sharp objects now. I can't let them run around with scissors
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
Lunar! Solar! My sweet stars. I have news for you both.
Lunar: Dad told me already
Oh shot... well are you happy to be a big sister at least?
Lunar: Yeah I am. I've been busy with raising my kids
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
You're both big sisters now.... Before you ask: We adopted another set of twins. Or more like....they adopted us. But you have little brothers.
Lunar: Nice
How are you two doing?
Lunar: Very busy
Solar: same as lunar
We can imagine. We have not seen you in some time. Just stay in touch when you can.
They paused.
.....We miss you, Our Terrors.
Lunar: Holidays are coming around so don't worry about that
Good. Perhaps then we can finally meet your own little ones.
Lunar: Do not be surprised if they have 0 survival instincts cause they do. I had to take one of them to the hospital cause she thought coins on a table were yummy and the coins choked her
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
You're both big sisters now.... Before you ask: We adopted another set of twins. Or more like....they adopted us. But you have little brothers.
Lunar: Nice
How are you two doing?
Lunar: Very busy
Solar: same as lunar
We can imagine. We have not seen you in some time. Just stay in touch when you can.
They paused.
.....We miss you, Our Terrors.
Lunar: Holidays are coming around so don't worry about that
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
You're both big sisters now.... Before you ask: We adopted another set of twins. Or more like....they adopted us. But you have little brothers.
Lunar: Nice
How are you two doing?
Lunar: Very busy
Solar: same as lunar
Lunar! Solar! My sweet stars. I have news for you both.
Lunar: Dad told me already
You're both big sisters now.... Before you ask: We adopted another set of twins. Or more like....they adopted us. But you have little brothers.
Lunar: Nice
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
Anonymous asked:
You know… maybe Pinkie likes the other Bloodmoons because they never did anything wrong to her.
That's BULLSHIT. She nearly beheaded one!?
Lunar: Dad they were harassing me- she did not let that slide.
Solar: If your wondering no the other bloodmoon and Lunar have yet to get along other than them having a few fights. Lunar hasn't killed them even though she could easily do so
Oh....Oh you mean Carnage. ......Wonder how they're doing.
Lunar: From what I've heard, they have a new friend, er 2. Both of which are similar to you in terms of personality. I only know one of their names, and it's Harvestmoon. He looks like a scarecrow, but rather, he is demented something you'd see in a horror movie. He seems to be similar to you and Jack-o. He is rather disturbing. He is often seen wearing the skin of his victims like a skin suit. Carnage is impressed by his dedication for the wearing of the victims skin.
....Not gonna lie, we're impressed with that too. That sounds pretty hardcore.
Lunar: He has likes Ruin I mean like likes him. Ruin seems unbothered by Harvestmoon. Yes Harvestmoon is gae
Solar: Ruin knows but bro does not know how to proccess it. He has witnessed all of his friends die so forming bonds is difficult when you have survivors trauma. No Ruin does not seem to be manipulating him.
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
Anonymous asked:
You know… maybe Pinkie likes the other Bloodmoons because they never did anything wrong to her.
That's BULLSHIT. She nearly beheaded one!?
Lunar: Dad they were harassing me- she did not let that slide.
Solar: If your wondering no the other bloodmoon and Lunar have yet to get along other than them having a few fights. Lunar hasn't killed them even though she could easily do so
Oh....Oh you mean Carnage. ......Wonder how they're doing.
Lunar: From what I've heard, they have a new friend, er 2. Both of which are similar to you in terms of personality. I only know one of their names, and it's Harvestmoon. He looks like a scarecrow, but rather, he is demented something you'd see in a horror movie. He seems to be similar to you and Jack-o. He is rather disturbing. He is often seen wearing the skin of his victims like a skin suit. Carnage is impressed by his dedication for the wearing of the victims skin.
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
Anonymous asked:
You know… maybe Pinkie likes the other Bloodmoons because they never did anything wrong to her.
That's BULLSHIT. She nearly beheaded one!?
Lunar: Dad they were harassing me- she did not let that slide.
Solar: If your wondering no the other bloodmoon and Lunar have yet to get along other than them having a few fights. Lunar hasn't killed them even though she could easily do so
thekillermaretwinz reblogged
@nagaausamsaskblog did I miss anything important during my absence?
I have been busy with life so that's why I was not here for a whole month