safe as life.

THE MEANING BEHIND THE GANGSEY’S NAMES  + stanzas from Ode by Arthur O’Shaughnessy

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:

“Adam smiled cheerily. Ronan would start wars and burn cities for that true smile, elastic and amiable.”

for @acxhilles

Harry James Potter 🌫

—“this is the end.”

there is seriously no worse or more blatant form of gaslighting than the fact that children and teenagers are specifically stereotyped as constantly complaining that things are “unfair”, and therefore they can never point out that they’re not being treated fairly without being immediately dismissed, silenced, and told they’re just acting like dumb kids.

My favorite twitter exchange to date 😂

3x09 | Malleus Maleficarum

One of my favourite Sam outfits.

Spongebob Squarepants season 1 episode 19a: Fools in April

Thanos: “With all six infinity stones I am the most powerful being in the universe. Nobody can defeat me.”

Goose:

oh i just found an old sketch do u guys wanna see something absolutely cursed?

here you go, colored it for yall 

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

Sammy.

Special thanks to @lipglosskaz ♥

In this way the legend born…

What it’s like dealing with customers in retail

when it’s time for your favorite character to show up