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Winona Ryder admitting she might have gotten accidentally married to Keanu Reeves on the set of Dracula, but neither bothered to check it out is actually an insane story.

Why is this not a fun Hollywood romcom premise?

This literally happened to Oscar Isaac when he was married to a woman in a Romanian ceremony by a priest. For part of a film.

Even though he was in a relationship with another woman.

”Sorry, honey, I accidentally married an incredibly beautiful woman behind your back.”

when you are definitely sleeping on the couch that night.

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Winona Ryder admitting she might have gotten accidentally married to Keanu Reeves on the set of Dracula, but neither bothered to check it out is actually an insane story.

Why is this not a fun Hollywood romcom premise?

This literally happened to Oscar Isaac when he was married to a woman in a Romanian ceremony by a priest. For part of a film.

Even though he was in a relationship with another woman.

”Sorry, honey, I accidentally married an incredibly beautiful woman behind your back.”

when you are definitely sleeping on the couch that night.

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Winona Ryder admitting she might have gotten accidentally married to Keanu Reeves on the set of Dracula, but neither bothered to check it out is actually an insane story.

Why is this not a fun Hollywood romcom premise?

This literally happened to Oscar Isaac when he was married to a woman in a Romanian ceremony by a priest. For part of a film.

Even though he was in a relationship with another woman.

”Sorry, honey, I accidentally married an incredibly beautiful woman behind your back.”

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Winona Ryder admitting she might have gotten accidentally married to Keanu Reeves on the set of Dracula, but neither bothered to check it out is actually an insane story.

Why is this not a fun Hollywood romcom premise?

This literally happened to Oscar Isaac when he was married to a woman in a Romanian ceremony by a priest. For part of a film.

Even though he was in a relationship with another woman.

”Sorry, honey, I accidentally married an incredibly beautiful woman behind your back.”

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Still one of the greatest, funniest WWE moments ever.

“And for reasons never quite explained I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose.”

That line is epic.

Even Kane doesn’t understand why the WWE writers make him do what he does.

That, and Daniel Bryan: “This is a bad idea!”  

He is right. 

“I buried my brother alive…twice.”

Kane has been through things.

Do this speech when you try to get into drama school.

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